Tim The Squirrel @TimtheSquirrel
I'm pretty nuts once you get to know me Joined November 2013-
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Where can you see athletic perfection despite the lack of opposable thumbs? #squirrelympics
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I had an interesting encounter with humans today
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I'm glad squirrels don't have religion and we can see the world as it is, not as some book told us it is.
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Being a squirrel means never taking things 'personally'.
@AaronRuf1 @Low_Key100 something to be proud of!!
@SPEAKERTONG hey😏 you must be nuts, cause everyone knows that squirrels can't talk
Tim The Squirrel retweeted
Squirrels are mammals
@ScarletIsabell I'm freaking adorable
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@HarmonJunkie @MadCitySquirrel @hackneysquirrel @Stubby_Squirrel @TimtheSquirrel No, we will carry our noble fallen with us! #SquirrelArmy
Getting the nest ready for tonight's hibernation!
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nap time. zzzzzzzzzz
@HesterMallory @JPfannebecker No. Please don't!
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That was nuts!
I sure hope this weather warms up soon. My paws are frozen
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