Toad of Wisdom @ToadOfWisdom
Lover of soups and aspiring alchemist Occasionally wise, always silly The Darkwoods Bog Joined February 2024-
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Toad of Wisdom retweeted
I can take your wench with 2 shillings and a mead
If I made the jambalaya *just* right, would you give me a pass, just this once?
Ok, but when was the last time you even TRIED to make a soup? You should be proud that you even tried.
These are my stepchildren. Milo Bo-Jangles Bilo (front) and Wilborius Bilborius Goldenfolds III (rear) Also known as Milo Bo Bilo and Wilby Bilby
Removing my pantaloons in the name of alchemical research
The languages of humankind have become convoluted. I prefer to Croak.
A steamy hot cup of oolong tea sounds magical right now
Toad of Wisdom retweeted
lookin back at my tweets and laughing hysterically
They all want a taste of my soup, and because I am SO GENEROUS, all I get is a taste while they enjoy a full bowl....
They all want a taste of my soup, and because I am SO GENEROUS, all I get is a taste while they enjoy a full bowl....
It's called "purple" because it tastes like purple. Even a Toad knows that.
It's called "purple" because it tastes like purple. Even a Toad knows that.
Y'all remember that scene from the first Lord of the Rings movie, where Gandalf yells at Bilbo "Bilbo Baggins! Do not take me for some conjuror of cheap tricks!" While casting Thaumaturgy?
I know a total of seven (7) spells. If I have to cast any of them on you, then you will know the true power of @ToadOfWisdom
I could literally eat you rn but u think I'm just a silly lil guy
You see, your Honor, it all started when I started my goofy shit back when I was spawned...
When most of your magical arsenal consists of cantrips, yet you always seem to have the right spell slotted when shit hits the fan #ToadWisdom #MarginallyMagical
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