The Nest Forum @ToddlerDecrees
Edicts from the mouths of toddlers. For more info, visit http://t.co/8bt184nwCn - an online community for parents from family planning to flying the nest. thenestforum.co.uk UK Joined November 2011-
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Awoken this morning by the Toddler slamming on the light and shouting 'Daddy needs new Halloween trousers!'
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'it's snowing so Father Christmas must be coming. Let's open presents!' Hmm. Xmas card scenes not helping my arguments against.
'Does daddy poo standing up too?' after watching him have a pee.
On seeing a balding man with a ponytail: "Oh look! His hair is slipping down onto his jumper!"
"Baked beans are just tiny potatoes in ketchup. Are they? Or are they beans?"
"If I'm naughty when Father Christmas is sleeping, then I will still get a present. Because he won't know."
Mum: Have you finished all the carrots? Toddler: Yes. No. I've hidden them all on the floor. Pudding, please!
Mum: Toast! Squares or triangles? Toddler: Triangles! (given triangle toast) NOOO! I want square triangles! Not these pointy triangles!
Uncle A: Do I have a baby in my tummy, like Mummy? Toddler: No! It's a balloon! Uncle A: No, it isn't... Toddler: You're so fat!
Mum: 'What do you think we should call the new baby?' Toddler: 'Maybe Sardine?'
'Today I am being a hairdresser called Mimi. And I am as smart as... As smart as... As smart as a pink shoe!'
On seeing @JamieOliver on TV. 'Mr Tumble is using a LOT of saucepans.'
"I must wear my tutu to the park as I am being a rattle snake."
@BabblePregnancy less, less, less. Twenty weeks of puking up and then twenty weeks of squashed up tummy. Baby weight? Fat chance.
Mum "I'm a lady, not a girl." Toddler "No, you're the Fat Controller."
@SAHDandproud My toddler's verdict on her pasta dinner: I think this maybe need some olives too. Thanks AA Gill.
The Sheriff of Nottingham is eating Fruit and Fibre for breakfast and he's having it in bed! With his Crocs still on!
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