Todd Van @Toddzilla81

Prospective millionaire, possible comic, professional layabout. Brooklyn, NY Joined June 2011

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

11 months ago

@BRANDONWARDELL This tweet deserves a PULITZER

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Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement

6 years ago

Oh no. A lot of people I know have done this.

Ken Olin @kenolin1

6 years ago

Umm. His mind is oatmeal.

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

6 years ago

@DougPolkVids My name is Todd: loser, nerd, or (less frequently) jerk

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@MD_Labor any idea when you'll answer my emails re: UI payment? Filled my initial claim 4/2, filed weekly claims past two weeks, have received NOTHING saying how much I'll get per week, or anything else, for that matter.

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

@RealKidPoker As a poker dealer, you gonna pay my salary? I don't have another way to pay bills, atm...

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7 years ago

@peeweeherman

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

Piano Man: There's an old man sitting next to me makin' love to his tonic and gin. Bartender: Alright buddy, I'm gonna have to ask ya to leave, ya can't do that here. *old man grumbles, pulls up pants*

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

@confragusadvena Missed a real golden opportunity to use the Smash Mouth version here...

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

@ThatKevinSmith How about a tasty beverage from the Buddy Jesus tap at Rebellion on the Pike before your shows at Arlington Draft House tomorrow?

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7 years ago

@jaredkeeso can confirm...?

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

#GoT fans, s8 e1-4: This season is too fan service-y, I hate it. 😡 GoT fans s8 e5: WHY DIDN'T THEY DO EXACTLY WHAT *I* WANTED THEM TO DO WITH MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS?? 😭

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

@SwatchesJust 🤷‍♂️

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7 years ago

@Bvndr1 🤷‍♂️

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7 years ago

@korr970 🤷‍♂️

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7 years ago

@bryankirbyy98 🤷‍♂️

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

@bryankirbyy98 But the character development was that she was ALWAYS AN AUTHORITARIAN NUTBAG, but good job not paying attention to numerous clues, and only believing in your wishful thinking 🤷‍♂️

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Hijra @Hijra93

7 years ago

#GameOfThrones Sansa: Daenerys is crazy. Arya: Daenerys is crazy. Varys: Daenerys is crazy. Jon & Tyrion: she is not. You don’t know her. Daenerys: burns thousands of innocent people. Jon & Tyrion:

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

#GameofThrones loves to subvert expectations, and I think this episode might have been the biggest one of all by being one of the best episodes in the series in the WORST season by far.

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

I always think it's funny when straight dudes show up on my #tinder feed. If you're having a hard time with the "Who are you?/What are you looking for?" portion, you should just straight up remove yourself from the dating pool.

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Todd Van @Toddzilla81

7 years ago

People watching #GameofThrones early seasons: OMGGG, why are they killing off all the good characters?!? This show SUUUCKS. The same people watching #GameofThronesseason8episode3: UUUGGGHHH, they didn't kill off enough good characters!!! This show is LAAAME.