Mike Stewart @TokenStew

• SA born and raised • TCU Grad • CPT in Army Reserves • T-shirt Afaficionado San Antonio/Fort Worth, TX Joined May 2009

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 weeks ago

That fool Tua spent 8 minutes waiting and warming up just to throw an interception #iCantStandHim #HowDoesHeStillHaveAJob #SNF #RavensVsFalcons

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Gotta agree with @joereinagel210 today, @JasonMinnix. To be honest, the Cowboys never should have gone to the last second against the Texans! THAT was embarrassing. Dallas got what they deserved by overlooking Tampa. Tampa wanted it more, flat out

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

3 weeks ago

Hey @JasonMinnix and @joereinagel210, I get Ryans is taking over for the defensive calls but who's calling the offense?! Cuz that guy is booty cheeks! 30th in run offense (79 yards per) and 20th for points per game (21). Ryans needs to make that change!

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

3 weeks ago

I know I'm not the only one who saw that Saints DB's name is Kool-Aid McKinstry. His real name is Ga'Quincy. Not sure if that makes it better or not. Y'all really gotta stop with this foolishness #ThisKindOfCoonery #MondayNightFootball #ATLvsNO

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

4 weeks ago

Started Jaylen Waddle week 1 and week 3, 6.1 points total in those weeks. Dude is as useful as raisins in potato salad! #FantasyFootball #DudeIsButtCheeks #ThisGuyIsTrash

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 months ago

.@JasonMinnix @joereinagel210 NCAA football should and most likely will go the route of NCAA baseball - a player can get drafted AND can return to the NCAA as long as they do not sign a contract. Baseballers have been doing this for years with minimal issues

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

4 months ago

Hey @ATT @Uverse, internet has been out since Saturday. Since I have UVerse, no internet means no TV. Said it'll be fixed by 6am Monday. Now it got pushed to being fixed by Friday at 6pm?! Now I gotta wait an hour to talk to a representative?! Care to explain whats going on!

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

5 months ago

That dunk from Champagnie was the first 2 pointer I've seen this man take all season! #GoSpurs #NBAFinals #SpursVsKnicks #Champagnie #GoSpursGo

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

5 months ago

@JasonMinnix biggest question: who from the Spurs and/or Knicks is going to "have themselves a game"? Game 1 was Champagnie (16), Brunson (30); Game 2 was Bridges (20), Fox (20). My bet is Castle or Harper and Anunoby

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

5 months ago

@joereinagel210 @JasonMinnix I know regular season doesn't mean anything in the playoffs but before games 2&3, Spurs last back to back loss was in January. So its in the Spurs best interest to win tonight, not exactly a "must win" but it'd behoove us to win

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

6 months ago

@JasonMinnix @joereinagel210 completely diaagree with Perk and Draymond. The elbow wasnt meant for Reid. It was more for McDaniels who was riding him. Wemby not knowing what a flagrant 2 meant helped him not get fined/suspended more

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

7 months ago

@JasonMinnix @joereinagel210 I believe Wemby isn't top 3 because of the play from Castle and Harper. If they were bums and Spurs had the same record, Wemby is instant top 3.

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 years ago

Back in the day, subs at Subway were $5... commercials now say they're $7.. whichever candidate that can get subs to $5 again will get my vote! #WhoGetsMyVote #MyVoteCounts #MakeSandwichesCheapAgain #WheresMyBurrito

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 years ago

I was today years old when I found out that @Bryan_Duncan covered his own song - I Love You With My Life! It was originally performed by Sweet Comfort Band then re-recorded 12 years later! I learned this through Spotify #ThanksSpotify #MusicHistory

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 years ago

Ok, who in the world is this behind T Swift with a #Korn bejeweled Follow The Leader shirt?!?! I hope that ain't Mahomes' daddy... #ChiefsKingdom    #RavensVsChiefs

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 years ago

Just watched the College Football Live 2024 season preview. That was 2 hours of SEC and Big 10 butt kissing. No Big 12 talk at all. And the #HerbieAwards were pure garbage... are you bias much ESPN?!?!

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 years ago

@joereinagel210 @JasonMinnix I would want Wemby's first gold to be the Larry O'Brien trophy. Silver in the Olympics are ok for now

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 years ago

@JasonMinnix @joereinagel210 the great American motto during the Olympics #TeamUSA #SithWayOfLife

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 years ago

Half sleep on the couch and I left the USA channel on. And what has my eyes beheld at 125am? Speed walking nalgas! #Nalgas #ItMustBeMyBirthday

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Mike Stewart @TokenStew

2 years ago

So #Terrifier2 is a terribly corny movie. It's borderline 80s cheesy. The acting is horrible. The inconsistencies are glaringly bad. As bad as #Sharknado was, it was better than this