Keep more than two metres away from this one.
@Tom_Slater_ You’re fine until it gets on its back and spreads its legs 😉
@Tom_Slater_ @nocheesegromit_ Prolonged wetness will cause problems. QED
@Tom_Slater_ A great analogy for the mask wearers as most of them piss their pants when it comes to Covid.
@Tom_Slater_ He’s constantly peeing his pants about something.
@Tom_Slater_ I now realise why he pisses people off
@Tom_Slater_ Two miles would be preferable to metres
@Tom_Slater_ Two light years away would be too close.
@Tom_Slater_ A far more appropriate analogy would be with a fart. If I fart and we're both wearing trousers, can you still smell it?
@Tom_Slater_ That's a hell of a kink he has