TooSoon @TooSoonHumor

For all those jokes told too soon... And whatever the hell else we feel like tweeting. Everyone's thinking it but we're the ones not afraid to say it. Joined April 2013

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TooSoon @TooSoonHumor

14 years ago

BREAKING NEWS: Kevin ware has just signed a deal with Nike. Here's what his logo will look like!

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#ProudToBeAFanOf bukkakes

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What's so bad about wet dreams? It's just jacking off without all the work

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14 years ago

“@RonTheAnchorman: Kevin Ware was on the sideline like pic.x.com/w78kZjbcoA”

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14 years ago

Go Cards

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Teeth should never be involved in a good blow job #aintnobodygottimeforthat

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14 years ago

Fuck Asian bitches...

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Busted mutha fucka

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#thisguy

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#bacholerparties #shouldaducked

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@SheswantstheD #thatswhatshesaid

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#ilovevolleyball

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Panini punany part 2 vine.co/v/bTK91ATIAMO

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How close vine.co/v/bTrxMAthX9I

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i need hands on my carrot weiner youtu.be/wOWaNtHQRik

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The five year engagement flower shop scene youtu.be/Dv2OXtlAAP8

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21 Jump Street Finger Poppin youtu.be/Yctw3ZAB2aE

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