Terry Prescott @ToonLegend
Toonside footballing folk hero currently on loan with LA Galaxy. Since the departure of the X Factor's Cheryl now the least intelligible person in the US. Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2011-
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Now the paps are parked ootside the Beverly Hills gaff an' wor kid is afta us with a rusty spade
Well, quite a lot actually like, y'na...
Then wor sister-in-law woz ovver for a bit, y'na...
First ah had ta help wor Cheryl through her 'difficult' month...
Apologies to mah faithful followas. I havna bin tweetin' like for while coz ah've been that busy, like, y'na
BTW did yaz hear aboot tha goalie that dropped tha cup?http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/13418295.stm
Thank crunchie fa tha British legal system, eh?
Which reminds me, ah must get in touch with ma solicitor aboot that Page 3 tottie who's afta me for £60k.
Dealin' cocaine, fightin' with fans, gettin' pulled ovver by tha rozzers fa drink-drivin'...it's a good life, like
Ah, it's tha end of tha football season in the UK and footballers can get on with tha important things in life, y'na...
Quick, everyone - is that Piers M's Ferrari comin' up tha hill? Hide tha flags. Pretend we're oot, like
Jack sed he'd bring a few tinnies, like, and a bottle of pop fa Andy who's a big shandy man, y'na
That's nice, like. Jack N has just bin on tha blower askin' if he an' Andy G can cum an' watch tha #facupfinal at wor hoos
Dave sez Vicki's bin eatin' for England since she's foond oot she's up tha duff, like. Black pudden, #KFC an' pork chops, apparently
Which reminds me - ah must get Ah-Kim, wor Filipino houseboy, ta lube up the poles in the strippin' parlour and stock up on stotties
Bill, Hillary, Dave and Vicki are coming ovver at half-time and the strippas arrive afta 90 minutes.
Tom C and Warren B r both Stoke fans, so ah'll havta keep them sweet with Noel G who's takin' time off from the studio in LA, y'na
Havin' 75 of us closest pals roond forra cup final party, like.
It's #facupfinal day! 1st time ah havna been at home forrit. Ah suppose ah'll havta watch it on wor 152 inch screen here in Beverly Hills
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