🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer

When I was young and irresponsible, I was young and irresponsible. George W. Bush Peenemünde Joined September 2008

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🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer

3 years ago

I absolutely need to know how is called (yes, even the technical term) that shake-your-bootie move that a #Seagull does after it landed to adjust its wings. Or we can just provide a new term. Asking for a friend. #birdwatching #gulls #birds #NaturePhotography

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🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer

4 years ago

Se ne fottono di tutto e di tutti, ti mettono sotto con la macchina per un telefonino, ti rubano anche i reni, però "le regole della collettività".

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🐢 The Tortoise Trainer @TortoiseTrainer

4 years ago

Eh, se #Toti sbraitasse con autostrade la metà di quanto sbraita con i novax...

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Hank Green @hankgreen

4 years ago

Venus fly traps have to put their flowers really far away from their traps so they don’t accidentally kill their pollinators and I love it so much.

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VIKARE @vikare06

4 years ago

Goodhue. Admire beauty from all points of view

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Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed

4 years ago

This guy would have upwards of 50k followers on this site, and his tweets would be absolutely insane

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Coatl (featheredsnek.bsky.social) @featheredsnek

4 years ago

funny meme i had to draw context will not be given

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Evil (Political) Scientist @knrd_z

4 years ago

Every academic on twitter the second they start losing a debate against anon shitposters

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Cambiacasacca @Cambiacasacca

4 years ago

Leggo che un agricoltore per sbaglio ha spostato di due metri il confine tra Belgio e Francia. Sono cose che capitano, come quando i nostri ministri quando hanno regalato pezzi di mare alla francia.

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Aeistéitic @aeisteitiuil

4 years ago

Sligachan, Scotland

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Wrath Of Gnon @wrathofgnon

4 years ago

This dragon at a shrine entrance has mellowed a lot during the century since its carving from a block of wood. How are we correctly to put a price on something like this? Our ancestors thought it was worth it, and woe to our descendants, because we leave nothing like it for them.

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Marco Bordoni @bordoni_russia

4 years ago

La nostra società: una glassa ipocrita di retorica falsamente inclusiva spalmata su un sistema darwiniano ogni giorno più spietato nel generare esclusione. L' esplosione finale mi pare inevitabile e a questo punto forse anche auspicabile.

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Hodari Shadowalker ❄️🐆 @HodariNundu

4 years ago

Friendly reminder that there's an ancient Egyptian "Tale of the Shipwrecked Sailor", in which a guy gets stranded in an island & meets a giant dragon/serpent-like creature that tells him there used to be more like him, but they all burned to death when a star fell from the sky!

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Adrian Smith @DrAdrianSmith

4 years ago

Everything about this fire-colored beetle is fantastic

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redpillbot @redpillb0t

4 years ago

If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for models?

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Dr. Elizabeth Carlen @E_Carlen

4 years ago

My cousin came home to find a pigeon built a nest* & LAID AN EGG on her bed. Luckily, as of last week, I'm a pigeon "expert". *Pigeons are notoriously terrible nest builders so this one stick constitutes her attempt at a nest.

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redpillbot @redpillb0t

4 years ago

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Wrath Of Gnon @wrathofgnon

4 years ago

Social housing, 13th century style. Things can be built easily and at low cost, if you build it to last. But the only way to do this is to build beautiful things and any debate about the metaphysics of beauty in architecture is pointless. We know what is beautiful: it lasts.