Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

Your trusted source for updates on the condition of Lindon's beautiful, golden-leafed Malinornë // PG account #UnhingedFellowship Lindon Joined February 2023

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

Today's Condition: Feisty and romantic

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4 years ago

Today's condition: fitful naps Exercise can be fun, but hard! If you don't take proper care of your body after an exercise session, it can become sore, leading to restlessness. Be sure to stretch and drink plenty of water before and after each workout!

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

Today's Condition: disco fever

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Respectfully Grunting Orcs @RespectfulOrcs

4 years ago

@TreeReport HECK YEAH, LAND SHARK!

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

While LTSR does not condone willfully tricking the Tree in tomfoolery, we do encourage usage of Lindon's beautiful, public beaches. Even in the coldest winters, the waters remain warm and clear!

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

Today's Condition: fascinated by sharks Being so close to the sea, the Lindon Tree can gaze upon a plethora of sea life! It spotted a fin cresting above the surface, which it took an interest to. It was likely a prank pulled by @RespectfulOrcs, but we didn't tell the tree.

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

Today's Condition: HE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'SBACKHE'S

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

@BucketHobbit @TreeLindon We at LTSR can confirm that the tree is fairing well and more than comfortable to lay under for long, restful naps! It's limbs are also sturdy enough for laying upon!

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

Today's Condition: overcaffeinated Used coffee grounds can often be mixed into to soil and potting mix, but remember! Too much caffeine can lead to hyperactivity and heart palpitations, so be sure to monitor your daily intake.

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

DID YOU KNOW: The leaves of the Malinornë trees are often hypoallergenic, but on very rare occasions, can cause massive bouts of sneezing and irritation within balrogs. of course, a leaf would have to travel thousands of miles for this to happen. Wouldn't that be silly??

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

Today's Condition: perky After receiving tender love and care from @gilgardener and @gadaddysfingers yesterday, the tree appears in VERY high spirits.

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

@gilgardener It's thanks to your diligent efforts that our condition reports on Lindy are (mostly) great! We look forward to future interviews with you.

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

When asked if he had anything else to add, The High King of the Noldor stated that it was possible the soil around the tree's trunks could use additional fertilizer. "Perhaps our good friends in Khazad-dûm may know of some good mixtures to use."

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Lindon Tree's Status Report @TreeReport

4 years ago

Today's Condition: dethawing Things got a little intense yesterday, but reports indicate Gil-Galad came by the tree - whilst wearing his wide-brimmed gardening hat - to de-escalate the situation. Lindy is now doing well, if a bit shaken.