Tree United FC @TreeUnited1

8-0 Win for tree tonight due to other team no show in the league. But we played a friendly against top of the league and who are unbeaten in 3 years and beat them 3-2. Great performance from all the lads very much deserved. #UpTheTree

Also @WitterDuke comes back into the squad after some times away, he’s been hitting the wacky backy hard so we assume he’ll be calm and collected on the ball. #UpTheTree

Today we have signed Paratrooper @AdamPrecious , he goes straight into the squad for Monday. We expect him to start 3 fights, anything less is not acceptable #Nutter #UpTheTree

Get in, 10-5 Win against GLT. No idea why they are in our league, @rob_macauley1 must’ve paid someone to let them in. Good night at the office for the Tree🌳⚽️ #UpTheTree

Great comeback from the lads tonight, 5-0 down to come back and win 6-5. Nice to have @will_etty back in the side and scoring, looks like he hasn’t got 2 left feet at all🙌🏻⚽️🌳 #UpTheTree

4-2 loss tonight, poor performance. Still second in league and still pushing for the title but might be too far now. Go again next week! 🌳#UpTheTree

Another cracking win tonight, 13-0. Another solid defensive performance and lots of goals, @Isaac_Clark6 is back getting goals and @DanDavison16 showing his class again. However @will_etty needs to to find his touch soon otherwise he’ll be released ! 👀 #UpTheTree

Game day again tomorrow and we will be looking for another win. No @Carry4Max as he was unable to book off the night from Mrs #whipped so we welcome back Trampoline Touch @will_etty to the squad👍🏻⚽️🌳 #UpTheTree

16-1 Win tonight, great statement for the league. Boys were class tonight and well done to @_jackpeo for his first goal for Tree United only taken a year🤪👊🏻⚽️🌳 #UpTheTree

New Signing in Thomas Jackson after impressing Monday. Solid defender who will hopefully help us to win. He is a no nonsense defender who shans off his mates for his mrs. #Whipped #UpTheTree

Back to winning ways tonight with a 6-3 win. Should’ve been more but happy to get the win especially with some key players unavailable. @DanDavison16 MOM with 4 goals, must’ve had a real confidence boost after shagging at the weekend🤩🌳 #UpTheTree

2-0 Loss tonight, good defensive performance but nothing in attack. 2 defeats in last 2 weeks needs to be better from now. We go again🌳⚽️ #UpTheTree

Game Day again, need to bounce back from last week! ⚽️🌳 #UpTheTree

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4-3 loss tonight against GLT. Not at the races tonight but an entertaining game. Some people must’ve been feeling the effects from the weekend. Well played to @rob_macauley1 and his mates, all best for rest of the season👍🏻⚽️ #UpTheTree

Game Day⚽️ 🌳 #UpTheTree

The boys getting ready with pre match pints for Monday’s game. Excited to be back after two free weeks and 2 8-0 wins taking us to top of the table. Definitely need a win🤟🏻🤪 #UpTheTree

No game tonight, 8-0 win as no team. Lightwork 🤪 #UpTheTree

Where it all started.... @Isaac_Clark6 had a dream to build a side to compete at the top. He has done well in doing so and it all started from this tree where he was most likely having a piss at👏🏻🤟🏻

Cake and Pint for the Hat Trick Hero @rhysturbine yesterday, not a very good diet being shown but we will let him off this once🤪