James Porter @TruthTables

I've learned twitter bios let you use 160 characters. I've spent so long trimming things down to 140, I feel a new sense of freedom! How will I use all this spa truth-tables.com Joined November 2011

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James Porter @TruthTables

7 years ago

This actually looks really cool and I think I want to try building one myself core77.com/projects/78358…

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James Porter @TruthTables

7 years ago

It's Father's Day, so I'm gonna dispense some fatherly advice to the guys (and I'm defining "guys" here as anyone who stands up to pee): 1. Finish up 2. Close the lid 3. Flush IN THAT ORDER.

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James Porter @TruthTables

7 years ago

People who believe strongly in creating the "proper incentives" in order to make others do useful work: Kidnappers Blackmailers Mobsters Despots ... freep.com/story/news/loc…

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James Porter @TruthTables

7 years ago

Summer Solstice 2018: I'm gonna be the longest day of the year!!! :D :D :D Election Day 2018: Hold my beer

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James Porter @TruthTables

7 years ago

I'm a bad man who hates fun.

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7 years ago

In light of the current spate of school shootings AND the horrifying economic inequality in this country, I just don't even know who to root for: reuters.com/article/us-usa…

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James Porter @TruthTables

7 years ago

Good reminder. randumbdaze.tumblr.com/post/173870178…

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James Porter @TruthTables

8 years ago

I just had to pay my web hosting bill, so I figured I may as well do something with it. bittermotivator.com/archives/980

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James Porter @TruthTables

8 years ago

Hear hear! toinfinityandbeyonce.tumblr.com/post/173138561…

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James Porter @TruthTables

8 years ago

Just got a "Welcome Package" from LifeLock. I have never contacted LifeLock or shown any interest in their services. That's a good sign for trusting them to protect my personal data, right?

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Michigan weather is poetic. "Ah, April, when the snow falls gently thro' the um bright, shining sun, whose rays er are diffused by the clouds which slowly wtf I guess gale winds can OH FOR GOD'S SAKE"

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James Porter @TruthTables

8 years ago

Shout out to the UN for funding the best site I've ever seen for statistics about the interactions of guns and societies! gunpolicy.org

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James Porter @TruthTables

8 years ago

Romantic love: "Let me stare deeply into your eyes" Parental love: "Let me stare deeply into your ears and nostrils"

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James Porter @TruthTables

8 years ago

The NRA seems pretty upset that teens a) are talking about gun laws, and b) can't go buy guns at this one store anymore

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James Porter @TruthTables

8 years ago

Michigan legislators: "English, being an obviously superior language, should be the official tongue of our state." Also Michigan legislators: "Don't use certain English words." npr.org/sections/thetw…

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James Porter @TruthTables

8 years ago

I've said it before, and chances are I'll have plenty of reason to say it again: the "good guy with a gun" narrative is an insult to the memory of Chris Kyle. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murders_o…

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Luke Landherr @danteshepherd

8 years ago

GODDAMN IT CAN WE ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING FOR ONCE

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8 years ago

The other day, in hematology class, we learned that cooking with cast iron can increase your dietary iron intake. (But not by how much.) xkcd.com/1905/

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James Porter @TruthTables

8 years ago

One problem with Brexit that I haven't seen a lot of press about? The conversion back from Metric to Imperial units. I bet you can't even find a British schoolchild today who can tell you how many farthings are in a stone.