Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

I literally, just want to sleep and take care of ALL the animals. 😴🐒🦊🦁🐆🦏 Zoo Science Student Joined October 2012

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

6 years ago

I have the social battery of a 2005 razr thats been dropped 1 to many times and no matter how long you charge it, it only ever gets to 25% and then drops to 1% after 15 minutes of social interaction.

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

6 years ago

#NewProfilePic

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Honestly why is wedding cake a thing? Like not once in my life have I been like: "you know what dessert sounds good? Cake." Fuck outta here. I do have a hankering for pie or cheesecake though that is almost limitless.

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

6 years ago

How does one go about inviting keanu reeves to their wedding?

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

6 years ago

I want a vacation damn it, but noooo our country's leadership is a fucking turd sandwich and thus we are banned from a fair amount of international countries. Some dumb shit.

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

6 years ago

My sweat and my wages They dont seem to weigh out I'm getting more aches Than I'm gaining in gold #NP #TylerChilders

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

6 years ago

If the lord wants to take me. I'm here for the taking. Because Hell's probably better Than trying to get by. #NP

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Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse

7 years ago

It’s clear to me all these HOT SINGLE MILFS IN MY AREA aren’t taking this quarantine seriously.

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

7 years ago

I really need to stop getting my Hopes up.

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

7 years ago

How I know I'm with the love of my life: Him: are these cookies done? Me: yes H: I'm about to do a line. M: I am also about to do a line. H: I'm talking columns not rows. That's it that's how I know. 😂😂😂

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

7 years ago

Still had to wear the good gugu helmet though. 😂 but we're going to the superbowl!!

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

7 years ago

I've convinced my family it's good luck for me to not be watching or engaged in the chiefs game. Because the moment I stopped watching after the 1st quarter we started playing well, and now my mom wont let me in the living room or near a screen 😂😂 #ChiefsKingdom

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

7 years ago

One of the air guys putting in the new system referred to the tamarin exhibit as the monkey room and I'm lowkey dying 😂

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

7 years ago

Animal fact: Birds can actually see into the infrared spectrum. So they see colors we simply can't. Their eyes are also connected to bone. So they cant move their eyes like we can, which is why they always turn their head even the slightest bit to see whats around them. 😊✌👀👁

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

7 years ago

Never underestimate the poor, hungry, and desperate My body is a temple. How much you think I could get for it? #NP

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

7 years ago

Animal fact: *birds* They have their own unique respiratory system. Which includes 9 air sacs. These air sacs can be used during flight, to help keep buoyancy when in water, or can be used to attract mates.

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Tesla Dawn @TurtleTesla

7 years ago

How I know I'm with the right person: We are on a 45 minute drive, jamming out to a playlist of Naruto Theme songs #Naruto #Anime #Roadtrip #thelittlethings