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I hate when I’m walking along minding my own business and then I trip over my own penis
That mini heart attack You get when someone says... "Oh, I heard something about you."
I miss the good old days when rock stars abused drugs and alcohol. Now they abuse auto-tune and Photoshop
CALL OF DUTY. Replacing girlfriends since 2003.
When every person was little, they hated to go to bed, but now almost everyone admires sleep
Most girls say they want a "good guy", but when they meet him, they keep him in the friend zone, chase after jerks & end up heartbroken.
Isn't it ironic when you fold a heart in half it's a teardrop?
I found a lipstick that helps you lose weight…..its called super glue! :)
"Dinner is Ready!" "Coming!" *stays on the computer* "Dinner is Ready!" "I said I am Coming!"
"If I left you Would you cry for me?" *Of course, I cant't control the tears of joy.*
The problem with finding out who your real friends are, is finding out who your real friends aren't
I once had a life ... then some idiot came and told me to make a Twitter!
Coming up with a plan and thinking "Nah, I'm too lazy."
Sometimes it takes a heartbreak to shake us awake & help us see we are worth so much more than we were settling for.
The closest I've gotten to murder is holding cookies under the milk until the bubbles stop.
Teacher: you failed the test. Me: you failed to educate me.
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