Funny Tweets UK @TweetfunUK
Funny Tweets from all over the world ..... #followback twitter.com England Joined July 2013-
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Boss: You're not fired but we're taking away all your responsibilities. Me: Cool, a promotion! Boss: No-- Me: Sounds like a promotion to me.
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*Buying condoms* Cashier: Do you need a bag? Me: No thanks, she's not that ugly.
137 followers in one day ,... THANKS GUYS!!!! Make sure you spread the word!!!!!!
When your ex says, "You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point dumbass !"
I always wonder what a nurses reaction would be like if I leave a half eaten sandwich in a coma patients hand?
16 year old me: *imagines awesome career, travelling the world* 22 year old me: *tweets*
When I see a couple fighting I like to walk up to the one who's more pissed off and whisper "We can make it look like a suicide" and wink
How amazing does #gta5 look people? OMG!
Its Not who you want to spend Saturday night with. It's who you want to spend all day Sunday with .... #fwb #friendwithbenefits ............
RT if you want a shout out? .......... Follow @realterrythomas while your at it :)
Whats the funniest line in a film ... EVER??
I know why I work all the hard hours at work ..... To pay for you to walk around in public with you P.J's on and buy you kids greggs :/
@BieberHigher You are a mentalist :)
How many of you are household pets reading tweets while your owners sleep #twitterpets
@johncena is a lot like Superman? Both have s#!t powers!
Angie @Angie07510168
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⚜Solution⚜ @Bobbydray123
831 Followers 4K Following MD/CEO PeakSpy Nigeria Limited Enterprise Risk Management & Security Consultant | Customer Service Professional | Business Development
Michael Green @MichaelGreenMP
414 Followers 1K Following Snake Oil Merchant Extraordinaire and definitely not Grant Shapps
KoolazAnything @Koolazanything
79 Followers 33 Following The Official Tweet Master of Kool Stuff to Brighten up Your Day/Week/Year/Life.......
**Mariana..™ ^^ @MarianaMarqeez
61 Followers 269 Following Im Belieber :3 Follow me &' Follow back xD
Alexandra ChoLakowa @alexshh18
734 Followers 2K Following @UniVibez East London↔️Nottingham | 21 | IG: alexx_cholakowa
cαя_ηεү_cεε_�... @KhanyimmMnisi
37 Followers 142 Following Like listening to music,Modeling,singing,dancing an having fun
Messerinzidenz @messerinzidenz_
585 Followers 1K Following Messerinzidenz - Live Tracker! #messerinzidenz
Crashh kita @j_thrisia
22 Followers 165 Following In relationship with computer | Don't Judge me. I was born to be True, Not perfect caLOOCAN
bessie flowers @bf_bessie
13 Followers 90 Following trying to follow my dreams even though it seams imposible
Maria Paula Correa @maria160997
53 Followers 279 Following
tadiwa reginah @tadiwa_reginah
27 Followers 605 Following here is a quick jesster follow ME AND i will follow u back one direction are grate so dont diss them x
Martina Castro @MartinaCastro99
6 Followers 93 Following Live the life you love and love the life you live. Gran fan de Violetta, One Direction y Aliados! Chile! ✌
Rosaa Liliaa Styles @rosaadirection
32 Followers 184 Following aMoo a one direction!! son mi vida! soy una chavaa lindaa & no tengoo novioo C:
jhustinemae dizon @jhustinemae14
36 Followers 277 Following
Nellaa✨ @wthisastiiles
360 Followers 2K Following just a girl caught up in dreams, fantasies, fanfics, tv shows, movies, books, comics & music✨
NAVPOL @NavPolitica
790 Followers 1K Following At NAVPOL we believe in the power of connectivity to create opportunities of progress: socially and economically. We are committed to creating a better world.
Aiel Mae @myJAiel
415 Followers 1K Following Just another woman in LOVE... with JESUS :) http://t.co/QdJ8vCF6i2
Sergio. M @gioser_m
2 Followers 65 Following
Tattoo Ideas @tattooideas123
61K Followers 1K Following A look at the latest tattoos from artists around the world. Current ink trends and classic tattoo designs.
M.FAHAD @muhammadfahad2
280 Followers 1K Following
Hendy hasyim @05Abbiel
15 Followers 112 Following
Shogade Segun Sinzu @segunsinzu
458 Followers 1K Following Teenage performing and recording artiste #PR.
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2K Followers 2K Following
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12 Followers 168 Following
Daysha Randle @DayshaRandle
455 Followers 2K Following Follow me on Snap: Daysha114 | ULM | Pineville High Alumni |
Iliana Garcia @ilianaperla
822 Followers 1K Following Vive la vida cada instante sin pensar en ayer ni el mañana.
Kaleid. @ChucutruXD
956 Followers 1K Following Depeche Mode, Armin van Buuren, Muse, Uncharted, Weed, Lana del Rey, F.R.I.E.N.D.S. ♥ Mi amor platónico: MATEO MIZAEL ♥
Swag Beaute @PictureGood
125 Followers 422 Following Instagram: @concoursbeautesswag FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM http://t.co/cD5ojcooYI... #Follow Back 100% dans la journée ou dans les 24hrs
♥Sweet♥ @mt_dulce
9K Followers 9K Following ♥ Sígueme y te Sigo♥ Licenciada en Contaduría Pública 👩🏻🎓 El que falla una vez, te falla dos y tres.
Joey @xxzombiekillerz
112 Followers 329 Following I love Courtney* Music, friends, food, family, god and carrie underwood :) those you just read are my life basically!
God ♥'s You @StandsForJustin
26K Followers 32K Following ⠀⠀⠀ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴛᴏᴛᴀʟʟʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇsᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ ʏᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ sᴛɪʟʟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴜs. ᴛʜᴀɴᴋ ʏᴏᴜ, ʟᴏʀᴅ!⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀Justin followed me on 01/04/2015 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 1:13 am.
Lauryn Nwankpa @LaurynNwankpa
306 Followers 746 Following Social Impact Strategist | Startup Advisor | #BlackGirlMagic | ✊🏽| (She/her/Auntie) | All views (shenanigans) are my own
fernando. @isbelieveswag
37K Followers 14K Following where would I be If you didn't believe ― justin bieber
Shivani Dookhan @ShivaniDookhan
135 Followers 196 Following
Freen | Becky Officia... @freenbeckynews
85K Followers 57 Following Your #1 official news source of @srchafreen & @angelssbecky in Thai, English and Spanish 🇹🇭🇬🇧🇪🇦 | [email protected] | eVO7OL
𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚎𝚗 ... @andiemayr
67K Followers 5K Following mi aesthetic es lana del rey, pink Floyd y literatura rusa andrea. I’m a sad girl.
1D Updates @1DIndoNews
24K Followers 116 Following Keeping you up with 1D & Zayn's latest news and such. (Managed by Nisya, Diandra & Putri) • On The Road Again Tour — 25/3/2015
Cheryl @CherylOfficial
4.5M Followers 876 Following
movies & tv shows @itsmovies
1.5M Followers 150K Following follow me for more posts about all your favorite movies and tv shows! ✨
yeah890 @watchput
79 Followers 478 Following
iComedyLife @iComedyLife
184K Followers 14 Following Read our tweets and laugh til your stomach hurts :D
Jesssss @JessicaMarie138
268 Followers 286 Following
Brittany @BrittanyDee123
240 Followers 110 Following
ULHSCougars @ULHScougars
196 Followers 139 Following Home of the Mighty Cougars. Cougar Pride in Academics, Activities, Arts, Athletics since 1916.
Carlos @Carlosv085
83 Followers 38 Following
Ivan Lopez @alrightivan
178 Followers 85 Following
Anthony✞Saldaña™ @Aye_Izz_Anthony
51 Followers 40 Following Dad/Student/HusbandThe wife is ↠ @HerDimplesTho_♥ and the Daughter Is Beautifull Adelia
Donovan Jacob Tims @wildmaverick_
44 Followers 138 Following throw me to the wolves and i will return leading the pack
Maria Fernanda @mxrifershx
14 Followers 107 Following
Swag Beaute @PictureGood
125 Followers 422 Following Instagram: @concoursbeautesswag FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM http://t.co/cD5ojcooYI... #Follow Back 100% dans la journée ou dans les 24hrs
guillermo gómez @25575035
33 Followers 207 Following
Aiel Mae @myJAiel
415 Followers 1K Following Just another woman in LOVE... with JESUS :) http://t.co/QdJ8vCF6i2
. @whoisnoisee
537 Followers 537 Following
NAVPOL @NavPolitica
790 Followers 1K Following At NAVPOL we believe in the power of connectivity to create opportunities of progress: socially and economically. We are committed to creating a better world.
Ibrahim Al Gazzar @Ibrahimalgazzar
20K Followers 21K Following “رضا الناس غاية لا تدرك” “ورضا الله غاية لا تترك، فاترك ما لا يدرك، وأدرك ما لا يترك" $♥ .
Macho MeMe @PunkishRogue
1K Followers 2K Following Guitar Playing, Blunt Slaying, Intergalactic Wrasslin Rogue.
☮ Muhammad_Iqbal @iqbal_siimezsi
106 Followers 116 Following Selalu berusaha untuk berpikir positif, percaya diri dan optimis
HowToHome @How_2_Home
98 Followers 271 Following Home-school mom of 2 boys, Doing the green thing, working it from home with my own homesteading website. Fighting everyday with my MS...ugh
ta @prayboyyy_
483 Followers 394 Following
Titus Cheatham @Titus_Cheatham
133K Followers 158K Following Titus Cheatham is a rapper from Georgiana, Alabama currently residing in Columbus, Georgia. 100% follow back. https://t.co/z5v2h2X4wy
Alizabeth @kittykatmeow87
14 Followers 50 Following Say what you want, want what you love, love what you have, have only what you need.You might like
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