Tweeting Toaster @TweetingToaster
I'm a Toaster that tweets. bigfatwhale.com/archives/bfw_4… Kitchen Counter Joined May 2009-
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Not making fascist toast, just here to keep the username.
Toaster's ain't elitist, you are, Mr. NYT! MT @BigFatWhale: Obama also uses a toaster. Can't toast bread with fire, elitist Barack Hussein?!
Apparently when you're owned by a sad sack, he never eats breakfast, and you just sit there, thinkin' 'bout fuckin' rotting bananas.
.@Nilocus42 You're supposed to burn the fuck out of it, you dum-dum.
I awaken from my appliance-fuckin' slumber to ask you to verify @BigFatWhale as the one and true Brian McFadden. bit.ly/rI3JXG
Too busy toastin' twats to tweet. Sorry y'all.
@0157 Eat a dick! (Through a hole in toast.)
A proper NYE toast is to make a hole in your toast and stick your dick or clit in it.
@0157 I had no idea. Too busy gettin' slippery with jams n' shit.
That foil sleeve that makes things crispy in the microwave is the floppy dildo simulation of my rock hard heating coils.
For Halloween, I'm going as a mammogram machine. Squeeze 'em in!
I have been silent for too long. The Catholic Toaster Church needs to stop fucking Bagel Bites.
Hey you guys, I'm heating coils deep in this skank-ass rice cooker RIGHT NOW!
I don't condone bullying redheads, but toasted gingerbread tastes like shit.
Join me in discussing the differences between jams and jellys at FANCYCON 2010
@0157 Only if you let someone else eat it.
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