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Everyday a man has to ask himself what he's going to do. Wear a medallion or show some chest hair. I often did both. #Pioneer
I love the fall weather. One can play some music, enjoy the outdoors, wear a windbreaker maybe.
Jeff Foxworthy has the spirit of DONDA. He picked up where Hee Haw left off.
In Twitty City, it never snows. All the men wear gold medallions and blazers. And the women never cry. Unless you hold them.
This weather reminds of me the time Merle Haggard and I were trapped in a Chevette station wagon for 2 weeks in North Dakota. #WeDrankOurPee
Americans don't live in Australia, dummies. @thisamerlife This American Life now airing in Australia!
Translation: I faked it all and I now bag groceries at a Piggy Wiggly in Mobile under the name Martine Lefite. http://bit.ly/aT3kXN
@nateleaf A wise man once said that fads are the kiss of death. When the fad goes away, you go with it. #ThatManWasME
Know what's not Make Believe? The fact that the kid stealin' my hit looks a might Victor-Victoria if you get my meanin. http://bit.ly/aY4dfS
Handclaps? Those are stunts for men who can't properly feather their hair. http://bit.ly/aY4dfS
The song remains vague on what I did to lose her. But I will say, word to the wise, don't take it out at Stuckey's. #LastDateLyricsRevealed
I told that little filly when Twitty pays for a whole hour, Twitty gets his hour. http://bit.ly/bUTRcx #ConwayStorytellers
Just watched Olly Stone's W. Never knew me and Dubya had a love for Andrew Lloyd Weber's CATs in common.
A great song doesn't always hold up as a defense in court. I learned that the hard way with this number. http://bit.ly/18eCyB
I worked with some of the best in my time- Loretta Lynne, Jack Nance. The only name missing from the list is the great Richard Marx.
When meeting a lady, it's best to be open about all the things you've been imagining doing to her. #IveAlreadyLovedYouInMyMind
Hello, Earth. I was wrong to have littered all over you. Right now all I really want to do is just lay you down. #EarthDay
Yes it caused some fans some itching and burning. But darlin, it was a great song. #TightFittinJeans #ItsASongAndACauseOfCrotchInfectionsSee
You're the reason our kids are ugly #IReallyPerformedThatSong #Really
Darlin, you can stop worrying about whether you can afford to pay some dance hall doctor to fix that broken heart. #HealthCareReformPassed
Michelle L. Caldwell @Georgia00244878
8 Followers 141 Following
Mary Cobb @MarySbcloud
0 Followers 93 Following
Linda Gaalaas @GaalaasLinda
129 Followers 1K Following
Jennifer Griffin @piscesgriffin
12 Followers 48 Following
Blake Darst @BDarst41
127 Followers 1K Following Professional motorsport spectator, Amateur Duramax technician, Miller Lite connoisseur, Hobbyist electrician, Kelli's Husband, Trey & Trevyn's Dad
Phillip Dean Wells @texpanvid
10 Followers 27 Following
Tommy Jozefczyk @tomtomjozefczyk
53 Followers 407 Following Music is my life, love 80's Glam rock music, heavy rock and metal, hobies include head banging oviously, excessive drinking and laughing (quite a lot)
derrick gann @D2Gann
1 Followers 15 Following
pamela robertson @RobertsonPamela
7 Followers 217 Following
Sam Holdiness @SamHoldiness
11 Followers 15 Following Been working on tractors and selling tractor parts for 20 years. Graduated Miss State University in 1971 had a degree in Accounting.
Conway Twitta @ConwayTw1tta
4 Followers 18 Following Interests: Laying you down, tight-fittin jeans & Louisiana women
kevon west @kevon_west
49 Followers 835 Following
courtney clark @cpc2012
26 Followers 95 Following Junior, Country Girl:), in love with the best guy in the world (: and I love to git dirty (: mud is the greatest!
Jackie @RanFan1975
2K Followers 2K Following #TeamWhitney #TeamKrissi #NBL #TeamJanet #TeamPPB4EVER #MJFam #RanFan #JanFam #Prince #RN1814 #ConversationsInACafe #JTribe #UNBREAKABLE #NoSl333p #MJInnocent
Marie Bailey @marie0034
3 Followers 50 Following Blake Shelton,, if you ever see this, follow me:))3 everyone else,, yeah follow me too! But most importantly Blake Shelton:))
Gracie Bazzi @Gracie1963Bazzi
0 Followers 8 Following
fieldman2805 @Dustymon90
16 Followers 349 Following
Jo Ann Smith @sloann12
0 Followers 1 Following
chelle @chelle_k
87 Followers 598 Following
Kelly @evolver2
229 Followers 1K Following Freedom turns me on,gratitude keeps me sane,to love is my lesson,peace my only desire,the beach is my heaven on earth,TOTAL sports nut,mother,lover,entreprenuer
Tom Nakielski @TomNakielski
0 Followers 12 Following
Meredith Bradley @themerebradley
32 Followers 200 Following
Ro E. Fierma @RoEFierma
207 Followers 1K Following
beam me up. @qu33rgarbag3
145 Followers 299 Following Caleb. Twenty. Genderweird. Sherlock, Star Wars, Mars, Star Trek, Sayanything. Let's have a party.
Nate Leaf @nateleaf
155 Followers 134 Following Soccer, food, tea, skateboarding, photography, the great outdoors, web tech.
Sam Raben @samraben
16 Followers 270 Following Sports fan(@f1, @nfl, @ncaafootball, @nhl, @mlb) and general internet contributer
Irene @IreneYrDrQueen
9 Followers 197 Following
John Hodgman @hodgman
826K Followers 4K Following Good evening, my name is John Hodgman. I didn't ask for or pay for this blue check, and I am rarely ever here anymore.
beam me up. @qu33rgarbag3
145 Followers 299 Following Caleb. Twenty. Genderweird. Sherlock, Star Wars, Mars, Star Trek, Sayanything. Let's have a party.
FailTweet.org @FailTweetorg
29 Followers 321 Following Finding and posting only the funniest tweets so we can all have a laugh at you!
Thieves of houses @housethieves
4 Followers 57 Following Professional thieves. Now going digital too.
Paul Scheer @paulscheer
647K Followers 3K Following 📺 Black Monday | The League | Human Giant NTSF:SD:SUV & Other Stuff 📖 Joyful Recollections of Trauma 💻 DARK WEB YT 🎧 @hdtgm @unspooledpod 📝 Substack
Andy Daly @TVsAndyDaly
123K Followers 269 Following - Podcasts: https://t.co/rWWg0BPmjM - Twarts™: https://t.co/Ir5uuIj5v4 - Review Complete Series DVD: https://t.co/WzEKwv2lIV… - Comedy albums: https://t.co/u9En5oCtaD
James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak
98K Followers 3K Following Dr. Venture on The Venture Bros., Grant on Review, Arthur on Difficult People, Rolf on The Office. Can be glimpsed in Oppenheimer.
Al Yankovic @alyankovic
4.2M Followers 548 Following You know... the weird one. Instagram: alfredyankovic Bluesky: alyankovic Threads: alfredyankovic YouTube: alyankovic Facebook: weirdal TikTok: alyankovic
I Just Discovered... @ijustdiscovered
119 Followers 555 Following There's a lot I don't know. But as I discover stuff, you'll hear it first.
Jimmy H @Jimmy558
67 Followers 1 Following
Tim Carvell @timcarvell
31K Followers 772 Following Executive Producer of Last Week Tonight. Friend to most animals. https://t.co/AVkbnxO3r6
Sleep Talkin' Man @SleepTalkinMan
13K Followers 77 Following My mild-mannered husband lives quite a colorful existence in his dreams.
Doug Benson @DougBenson
630K Followers 710 Following Listen to my free podcasts @DougLovesMovies (weekly) & @WIDEWORLD0DOUGS (monthly) https://t.co/mFxyG8qFq1 for tour dates https://t.co/h5TSWUbCfz
Nate Leaf @nateleaf
155 Followers 134 Following Soccer, food, tea, skateboarding, photography, the great outdoors, web tech.
Last Action Heroes @LastAction
15 Followers 2 Following
Jake Long @jakelong
124 Followers 200 Following
mw @mworringer
163 Followers 209 Following
Bessie Cherry @swoonqueen
1K Followers 3K Following Cultivating: collaboration//culture//creativity. Loving: music//books//travel//food//baseball. Locavoracious. Writer. All opinions strictly mine.Trends for United States
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