Two Awful Smells @TwoAwfulSmells
Two smells that smell awful. Together. Joined December 2011-
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Cheese scissors = the female equivalent of lemon party.
Kentucky vs. Louisville: Basketball Armageddon, Spo... huffingtonpost.com/2012/03/25/ken… # ev
Ale house bathroom and crack den.
“@kbpisbetter: @TwoAwfulSmells The Samoan's under shirt and bad bowling alley pizza.” Racist.
A jazz explosion and patchouli oil.
“@ModestBombshell: @TwoAwfulSmells I think I just threw up a little.” yeah, that was a good one!!!
Post-coital discharge and a freshly bleached toilet.
A dead squirrel and dried cream soda.
@Marris_Jane two awful bars that are awful.
Pickle juice and more pickle juice.
A used crack pipe and an hourly motel.
Charred ass crack and Pine-Sol. (via @gunstained)
Burnt out lightbulbs and a dumpster fire.
Rotten shrimp and old lady underarm sweat.
Old vitamins and the underside of a spit valve.
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