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Two Half Men Quotes @TwoHalfMenQuote

14 years ago

Charlie, drinking, gambling, and casual sex is not a lifestyle #alan

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Two Half Men Quotes @TwoHalfMenQuote

14 years ago

I'm telling you, Alan, one of these days that kid's gonna fart and birds are gonna fall out of the sky #charlie

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Two Half Men Quotes @TwoHalfMenQuote

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She knows what she's talking about Alan, mom's been on more hotel pillows than a chocolate mint #charlie

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"No, I never go to my uncle's room" *Why not?* "Cause all the skin mags are in my dad's room" #jake

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