Marty Hawkins @TwoHangovers
I read a lot & I stare politely. I write for websites, my own childish amusement and to remind myself what I want to buy when I visit the grocery store. New Zealand Joined March 2011-
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Don't date tennis players; they have green balls.
if an octopus gives you a handjob with its tentacles then you're getting sucked off.
Mall visit was disappointing. Half of the escalators let me down.
is bin Laden's crazy Islam the most apocalyptically fearful religion? No. Rastafarianism is full of dreads.
unshelled walnut looks like wrinkly ballsack.
I made a tinfoil cage for my pet magpie. He is the happiest bird ever.
literally, North Korea is "borderline retarded".
Number 5. Strip off clothes. Glue on feathers and beak. Say you want to get "turkinky".
Number 4. Make a bacon cape. Do it "hoggy style." Is excellent fun.
Number 3. Replace all bathroom porcelain with meat. Repeatedly and enthusiastically refer to "the broilet".
Number 2. Semen has same flavour as food recently eaten. Consume mutton. Lambbaste partner.
Ways to Degrade a Vegetarian Partner. Number 1. Bacondom.
a comma is just a full stop's little bent friend.
Wearing leaves like Adam and Eve? Cool, you're salad dressing.
My new job as a mathematician is difficult. There are numerous problems.
I can bench 120kg but that's pushing it.
Spent the afternoon riding the mower around the garden, killing thyme.
Condoms make me impotent. They defeat the point.
can't wait for Charlie Sheen to get fat from booze: bi-chinning.
have renounced God to worship my own scrotum instead. Feeling sacrilegious.
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