American Christian @USChurchProbs
Joined July 2012-
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Anyone else dread church greeting time? It’s flu season!!! Those sinners are dirty. At least give us hand sanitizer! Argh...
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Martinelli’s ® is a gateway drug.
So our church is having 7 services tomorrow... and the sermon is based on how businesses should not be open on Christmas Eve (nite) or Christmas Day.
Just saw the Last Jedi... it was fun, but, SPOILER ALERT: I think Jesus actually had more Apostles than the # of rebels remaining at the end of the movie!
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You've heard of elf on the shelf, but have you heard of PLEASE on the STOP?
My wife is much more godly than I am... and she reminds me about it all the time.
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"We need preachers who preach that hell's still hot, heaven's still real, sin's still wrong& the Bible is God’s Word" AW Tozer
Deacons changed bread 2 Gluten-free. Whole congregation choking DURING Communion. No juice served yet!!! Worship leader was chugging water.
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Personally speaking, I am way more impressed by a pastor that raises up young pastors than one that raises up satellite campuses.
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When you get knocked down, you have to get back up again. God didn’t bring you this far to leave you.
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I pray we raise up a generation of researchers and scientists who will study creation for God’s glory and the advancement of his kingdom.
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Gerber Baby Turns 90: “I Can’t Think of Anything Nicer Than to be a Symbol for Babies” buff.ly/2s3AaOG
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Somewhere, there's an old man tired of how the worship leader repeats choruses, so he's staying home to watch cars drive 200x in an oval.
how about this from an atheist concerning Jesus: "there’s not a word written [in the Bible] by the man himself, only quotes by others."
That's how we roll 'round here!
When born, mom takes U 2church. when get married, wife takes U 2church. when die, friends take U 2church. how about going 2church on own?
We (Christians) already know enough (of the Bible) to change the world... -Louie Giglio #Passion2017
2016: a few weeks of amazing times for& w/God mixed w/months & months of mediocrity. Please God wake us 4more of the miraculously amazing!
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The Preachers Kid @pkprobz777
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Pew Warmer @ChurchPewWarmer
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Worship Leader @CynicalWorship
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