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NEW: More USL items that caught my eye this week, featuring… 📈 A look at @PHXRisingFC’s press 🌳 How Oakland activates their attack under new management 🐎 Lexington’s odd attack 3️⃣ Potential in a new @Tormenta_FC shape usltactics.com/p/the-back-fou…
Sacramento’s been super dangerous all years, but Huddersfield loanee Kieran Philips showed how they can level up with a brace off the bench to beat Loudoun. I break down his impact here.
Sacramento’s been super dangerous all years, but Huddersfield loanee Kieran Philips showed how they can level up with a brace off the bench to beat Loudoun. I break down his impact here.
WEEK 8 POWER RANK Check in for an update on each club, including: 🐦🔥 How @PHXRisingFC turned it around in Rhode Island 🛡️@RiverhoundsSC’s stifling defensive change 3️⃣ Statements made by the East’s big three 🥃 Jaeger, Indy, and the state of the USL backheeled.com/usl-power-rank…
Ryan Martin rocking the Titleist Fit - @USLChampionship edition yesterday
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In the time I’ve known @IanGilmour04, he’s produced some excellent stuff This might be the best. Hats off, friend👏
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NEW: More USL items that caught my eye this week, featuring… 📈 A look at @PHXRisingFC’s press 🌳 How Oakland activates their attack under new management 🐎 Lexington’s odd attack 3️⃣ Potential in a new @Tormenta_FC shape usltactics.com/p/the-back-fou…
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.@IanGilmour04’s done it again
Keep in mind that this undefeated squad is still without Herrera, Viader, and Parano. Coach Briggs has a wealth of options in attack. The defense, though playing at a high level, is still learning to play together and will only improve in time. The attack, could be elite.
Sacramento’s been super dangerous all years, but Huddersfield loanee Kieran Philips showed how they can level up with a brace off the bench to beat Loudoun. I break down his impact here.
Fun times on Pack Your Knives!
For our @PackKnives Substack, I interviewed @VinceMancini -- professional wordsmith and famed author of the weekly Top Chef Power Rankings. Vince and I take stock of Season 21 after a wild week: packyourknives.com/p/interview-wi…
Even the best teams need to be able to switch up their approach from time to time, and @SacRepublicFC may have the perfect tool to do so in Kieran Philips. @USLTactics breaks down how he earned a win next to Trevor Amann this weekend. x.com/i/broadcasts/1…
Oh hey, by the way, theunsubs.com is a thing again.
girl that’s federal bureau of investigation special agent dale cooper…
LUCY'S DAD IN FALLOUT IS PAUL IN THE 1984 DUNE MOVIE?????
For instance, which Sasquatch was the one smelling his balls? Was it the one watching the other sasquatches have sex or was it one of the Sasquatches having sex?
@lib_crusher she legitimately has no clue how she's meant to react lmao
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Has he watched Its always sunny?
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…