Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

a techno/fashion/scifi-savy guy who likes to think he has something to offer to others. loves too much, thinks too much, talks too much. always an open book. uberkage.tumblr.com Dallas, TX Joined October 2008

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

5 years ago

If your jokes require the humiliation of another person, then you aren’t funny.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@Forward__Now @tj110_ @Breaking911 And yet your tweet implies you think Biden has any control of the situation. If it was sarcasm, I retract my other comment.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@tj110_ @Breaking911 Please for the love of all that is holy buy a fucking map. The Vatican is in ITALY!

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@JesseNicholsGeo @Breaking911 Do YOU get it? Employment is voluntary in ALL cases. The Vatican can do what it wants because it is a sovereign state with its own laws. Not your job to try to police them.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@J2807W @Breaking911 You can’t abolish a self-governed city-state. Please read a book.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@tj110_ @Breaking911 Please for the love of all that is holy buy a fucking map. The Vatican is in ITALY!

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@Forward__Now @tj110_ @Breaking911 Please for the love of all that is holy buy a fucking map. The Vatican is in ITALY!

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@JohnCornyn Then fucking #resign. Let the younger, more mentally agile do your job instead.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@SenTedCruz #ResignTedCruz as if you give a rats ass about anyone. Fuck off to Florida with your Führer.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@SenTedCruz

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@SenTedCruz as a resident of Texas, I’m ashamed at your lack of spine, human decency, and just how FUCKING STUPID you are. #RESIGN

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

Does anyone else sometimes feel like they type faster on the phone than on the computer these days? Mind you I’m not a slow typist at all.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

Why drive an SUV if you’re going to load your groceries into the passenger side door what?

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

Hey @USPSHelp how about you tell your people to only mark a package as delivered AFTER IT IS DELIVERED. Get your fucking shit together!

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

Maybe @plutotv needs to rethink playing commercials for pro-trump racist network during Star Trek. A show promoting progress and diversity.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

Nothing will make you more unattractive than not wearing your mask over your nose.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

6 years ago

@DallasFireRes_q @CityOfDallas You know what would help? If you’d train your employees on how to properly wear a mask. Every Sunday I see them at the grocery store and only half cover their nose!

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

6 years ago

He holds that Bible like it’s burning him.

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Kyle G (aka KaGe) @UberKaGe

7 years ago

I’ve had two packages sitting in the post office for over a WEEK because they can’t figure out how to deliver anything other than Bloomberg ads and amazon packages. This is from BEFORE things were staring to shut down. @USPSHelp @USPS