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The most important things you'll ever need to know. Joined July 2012-
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Hello all, @UberNotFacts is back. Our team is back from getting lost at IKEA.
Jay-Z spends over $500,000 a year on caramel corn.
Wizards have the highest rate of depression of all mystical creatures. Leprechauns are the happiest.
Over half of all DWI's happen at Taco Bell.
Bridges were invented to prevent a potential Giraffe invasion because of their intense fear of bridges.
After the legalization of marijuana in Colorado Funyuns and Totionos Pizza Rolls have become the state's most profitable commodities.
Warren Buffet made his first million dollars judging salmon competitions.
1 in 7 Hogwarts students know how to knit.
Many analysts believe Barack Obama was reelected because he personally signed over 3 million welfare checks.
Obama steps down as president to be the new voice of Donkey in the newest "Shrek" sequel. Eddie Murphy will assume all presidential duties.
@JoeBiden has been spotted throwing water balloons at small children in Ohio because they are too young to vote for Obama. #Election2012
Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger suffers from debilitating bashfulness.
In the 1930s women thought eating spoiled vegetables prevented pregnancy.
Martha Stewart was actually a Pilgrim who arrived on the Mayflower with tasty treats for the Native Americans.
Ron Burgundy, legendary anchorman, had an illegitimate child. His name is Beef Burgundy and has a small show on the Food Network.
Candyland and Lego Land were once both real cities located in France. However, both were tragically destroyed by mischievous school children
68% of toads are born without reproductive organs. RT if you like yoga pants.
Japanese people will turn into broccoli if they are in water for more than 30 minutes.
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