TheSarcasticOnion @UnarmedSarcasm
Starting Account that makes you laugh till your eyes water. #laughingonion Joined February 2014-
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What is the most dangerous thing in Washington D.C.? An intern with a chipped tooth.
That test was sooo hard... Teacher : thats what she said.
Message me some sarcastic tweets for myself to tweet to the world!
Best friend gets tons of valentine flowers, I'm here eating cookie dough out of a bucket.
Red lobster chief says : that's not a knife, this is a knife.
What my college sent me in the mail.
Worst thing to post to twitter for followers " help, I wanna get more followerz than JB pleaz retweet this"
I love seeing rocket ships drawn in school text books... In pen... 🍼🍼🚀
Flappy Bird: too get a better high score, say "Tubular" after every flap.
Teacher : Welcome to High School Me : Yeah does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?
Genosoicy_hotnigga @Soicy_hotnigga
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Xavier Tillman @Rookiedunker
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Kerrigan bitchhhh @KBitchhhh
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HGA Gaming @HGAGaming1
177 Followers 800 Following HGA Gaming is a starting youtube channel. We need your help to build our channel. Our goal is two just make people laugh.
NBA EDITS @THATEMOJI
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KONFIDANT1 @KONFIDANT1
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BabbieGrishakin @BabbieGrishakin
105 Followers 525 Following Proper grammar... It makes you more attractive.
AllianoraMcPrio @AllianoraMcPrio
82 Followers 451 Following I hate it when people bring up things from the past just to hurt you.
BethIzakowicz @BethIzakowicz
99 Followers 396 Following There's something about your smile that's contagious.
Rosmunda Dimblebee @RosmundaDimbleb
113 Followers 348 Following you had me at hello, lost me at goodbye. and everything in between was nothing but a lie.
ShaynaHarknett @ShaynaHarknett
89 Followers 418 Following Don't waste your life trying to get back what was taken away.
SheereeBortolom @SheereeBortolom
48 Followers 196 Following You've never left my mind since that day..
OliaBernard @OliaBernard
71 Followers 344 Following When I'm home alone and I hear a noise ... I completely freeze...
OralieMcCannon @OralieMcCannon
79 Followers 482 Following He taught me how to love. But he didn't teach me how to stop.
NoelaniKentish @NoelaniKentish
131 Followers 549 Following If you need someone to be around to complete you, it's something missing from inside. Find that first and then get love.
DaisiBadger @DaisiBadger
55 Followers 284 Following My phone is my alarm clock, flashlight, music player, and camera.
CarittaCatchere @CarittaCatchere
81 Followers 379 Following Don't afraid for making mistakes, because nobody's perfect we're always learn from mistakes to be better.
ElnaHellyer @ElnaHellyer
85 Followers 404 Following If you refuse to open your heart because one person hurt you , You're only letting that person continue to hurt you . .
AnastasiaGroset @AnastasiaGroset
115 Followers 525 Following I still remember how we started talking, I trusted you with things I would of never trusted anyone else with, and then you left.
RyannMcQuhirrie @RyannMcQuhirrie
87 Followers 411 Following Dear Monsters Inc, Well this is awkward ... Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia.
TandiKimmish @TandiKimmish
71 Followers 203 Following I'm the nicest person until you fuck with me or the people I love.
EboneeTriscott @EboneeTriscott
153 Followers 571 Following Crush: Hey (: Me: *Retard Mode, activated*
GaynorMolohan @GaynorMolohan
68 Followers 338 Following The more you try to forget, the more you're gonna remember.
€£double d€£ @DavidJamesDavi2
147 Followers 779 Following
FelishaMussetti @FelishaMussetti
120 Followers 530 Following The awkward moment when your sarcasm isn't understood in a text.
LuretteMinning @LuretteMinning
37 Followers 160 Following You make me laugh when I'm not even in the mood to smile.
HaliRives @HaliRives
94 Followers 330 Following People aren't always going to be there for you, that's why you learn to handle things on your own.
AlikaChing @AlikaChing
79 Followers 296 Following Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me.
IzabelMestre @IzabelMestre
109 Followers 431 Following Jealousy is when you count someone else's blessings instead of yours.
JillanaBolmann @JillanaBolmann
107 Followers 483 Following I'm smiling on the outside, but I'm swearing at you on the inside.
AudryKoeppe @AudryKoeppe
54 Followers 260 Following Tell her she's 'beautiful' instead of 'hot'. She's a woman, not a temperature.
TorieFrercks @TorieFrercks
137 Followers 516 Following I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school.
LesyaMacFadzan @LesyaMacFadzan
59 Followers 359 Following When you smile, I just want to keep looking at your face.
NanceyCampoli @NanceyCampoli
62 Followers 273 Following You need a guy who will see you wearing sweats, hair messy, and no makeup and the first thing he says is, Damn you look beautiful!
LelandMcPhate @LelandMcPhate
50 Followers 249 Following Me: I want a hot body. Me: Does absolutely nothing to achieve this.
RomolaMacGildea @RomolaMacGildea
79 Followers 364 Following I love you..*erases*...I miss you...*erases*...Hey you!.. *erases*...Hi..*sends*
EA Star Wars @EAStarWars
660K Followers 100 Following The official X account for EA STAR WARS™ including STAR WARS Zero Company. ESRB Rating Pending #SWZeroCo
Nikita Bertosh @NikitaBertosh7
307 Followers 50 Following #follow_me ↓ Official page http://t.co/VPBUpjPxZV http://t.co/hTXSYtO4k8
€£double d€£ @DavidJamesDavi2
147 Followers 779 Following
KONFIDANT1 @KONFIDANT1
210K Followers 224K Following Personal Trainer, Certified Group Fitness, Yoga, Zumba & Piloxing (Pilates Boxing) Instructor, Reiki Practitioner, Nutrition and Wellness Specialist.
BabbieGrishakin @BabbieGrishakin
105 Followers 525 Following Proper grammar... It makes you more attractive.
AllianoraMcPrio @AllianoraMcPrio
82 Followers 451 Following I hate it when people bring up things from the past just to hurt you.
BethIzakowicz @BethIzakowicz
99 Followers 396 Following There's something about your smile that's contagious.
Rosmunda Dimblebee @RosmundaDimbleb
113 Followers 348 Following you had me at hello, lost me at goodbye. and everything in between was nothing but a lie.
ShaynaHarknett @ShaynaHarknett
89 Followers 418 Following Don't waste your life trying to get back what was taken away.
SheereeBortolom @SheereeBortolom
48 Followers 196 Following You've never left my mind since that day..
OliaBernard @OliaBernard
71 Followers 344 Following When I'm home alone and I hear a noise ... I completely freeze...
OralieMcCannon @OralieMcCannon
79 Followers 482 Following He taught me how to love. But he didn't teach me how to stop.
NoelaniKentish @NoelaniKentish
131 Followers 549 Following If you need someone to be around to complete you, it's something missing from inside. Find that first and then get love.
DaisiBadger @DaisiBadger
55 Followers 284 Following My phone is my alarm clock, flashlight, music player, and camera.
CarittaCatchere @CarittaCatchere
81 Followers 379 Following Don't afraid for making mistakes, because nobody's perfect we're always learn from mistakes to be better.
ElnaHellyer @ElnaHellyer
85 Followers 404 Following If you refuse to open your heart because one person hurt you , You're only letting that person continue to hurt you . .
AnastasiaGroset @AnastasiaGroset
115 Followers 525 Following I still remember how we started talking, I trusted you with things I would of never trusted anyone else with, and then you left.
RyannMcQuhirrie @RyannMcQuhirrie
87 Followers 411 Following Dear Monsters Inc, Well this is awkward ... Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia.
TandiKimmish @TandiKimmish
71 Followers 203 Following I'm the nicest person until you fuck with me or the people I love.
EboneeTriscott @EboneeTriscott
153 Followers 571 Following Crush: Hey (: Me: *Retard Mode, activated*
GaynorMolohan @GaynorMolohan
68 Followers 338 Following The more you try to forget, the more you're gonna remember.
FelishaMussetti @FelishaMussetti
120 Followers 530 Following The awkward moment when your sarcasm isn't understood in a text.
LuretteMinning @LuretteMinning
37 Followers 160 Following You make me laugh when I'm not even in the mood to smile.
HaliRives @HaliRives
94 Followers 330 Following People aren't always going to be there for you, that's why you learn to handle things on your own.
AlikaChing @AlikaChing
79 Followers 296 Following Sitting next to you doing absolutely nothing, means absolutely everything to me.
JillanaBolmann @JillanaBolmann
107 Followers 483 Following I'm smiling on the outside, but I'm swearing at you on the inside.
AudryKoeppe @AudryKoeppe
54 Followers 260 Following Tell her she's 'beautiful' instead of 'hot'. She's a woman, not a temperature.
TorieFrercks @TorieFrercks
137 Followers 516 Following I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school. I hate school.
TheOrdinaryRadicals @theordradicals
20K Followers 4K Following Feature documentary following a conspiracy of faith in the margins of empire feat. @shaneclaiborne, from the director of @ret2elsalvador
LesyaMacFadzan @LesyaMacFadzan
59 Followers 359 Following When you smile, I just want to keep looking at your face.
NanceyCampoli @NanceyCampoli
62 Followers 273 Following You need a guy who will see you wearing sweats, hair messy, and no makeup and the first thing he says is, Damn you look beautiful!
LelandMcPhate @LelandMcPhate
50 Followers 249 Following Me: I want a hot body. Me: Does absolutely nothing to achieve this.
RomolaMacGildea @RomolaMacGildea
79 Followers 364 Following I love you..*erases*...I miss you...*erases*...Hey you!.. *erases*...Hi..*sends*
Follow Back RU @follow_back78
15K Followers 14K Following Юмор, цитаты, афоризмы. Занимаюсь #FollowBack По вопросам рекламы - email - [email protected] Добро пожаловать на:
EloiseMcGinne @EloiseMcGinne
115 Followers 492 Following I'm not mad. I'm hurt. There's a difference.
ReikoDowdall @ReikoDowdall
120 Followers 470 Following They asked her what she saw in him and she just smiled because she doesn't want others to fall for him like she did
PoohMcCorquodal @PoohMcCorquodal
137 Followers 416 Following When I text you, it means I miss you. When I don't text you, it means I'm waiting for you to miss me.
KeriannGing @KeriannGing
42 Followers 178 Following When you want them, they ignore you, but when they want you, your feelings all of a sudden change.
GayColoma @GayColoma
101 Followers 517 Following Stop planning your life and let it plan itself. Quit trying to find the perfect boy, let him find you.Trends for United States
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