John Kohn III @UnnecessaryNeon
Leaving Twitter. More info in profile (until Space Karen nukes it). He/him spacekaren.sucks/bab5l Chicago Joined April 2009-
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So, if you have a link that Twitter doesn't want you to share (like your Mastodon account, for instance), you can use the link shortener at spacekaren.sucks
John Kohn III retweeted
I empathize with Elon Musk's concerns about flight tracking, which is why I am calling on Congress to ban private jets. The best way for us to keep billionaires safe is if they simply travel on a commercial flight surrounded by security and air marshals.
Pocket oil, a something knife, or beard leather.
Naming a social media company Post sounds like a great idea until you try to Google it.
John Kohn III retweeted
Elon, when are you going to ban Libs of Tiktok for posting assassination coordinates of fucking doctors, you fucking asshole hypocrite
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I was so good at my job decorating that they said I was “making a mess” and took away the tissues. Just let me be great, I don’t need praise
ahaha I can't update my profile without removing the Mastodon link because it's "considered malware" mal for your feelings, I guess, ya enormous corncob
oh *that's* why i've been getting a sudden uptick in followers on my mastodon accounts today.
@UnnecessaryNeon You also can't post a link to a Mastodon page. If you do, you get this error.
Very serious guy. 10/10 dignity tbh
Putting on my serious writer face for tonight’s @SCBWI_IL critique group. #amwriting #amquerying
Still true, comrade besties
It’s dark right now but I know there will be more sunbeams
Take a moment in your day to think well of the survivors of Sandy Hook. Their will never live the lives they should have known, any more than the ones who didn't make it.
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@JortsTheCat Oh tannen-Jorts oh tannen-Jorts, How fluffy is your tummy Oh tannen-Jorts oh tannen-Jorts, How fluffy is your tummy Your paws so quick When 'round you dash Your call so loud Coming from the trash! Oh tannen-Jorts oh tannen-Jorts, How fluffy is your tummy.
I have a special day ahead, so I’m definitely going to knock stuff over. I mean, it’s Jortsmas
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Ohmygod, just heard about Elmu last night on Dave Chappelle. What a manbaby. It's like he's having a contest to see how much he can embarrass himself and it's the only thing he's winning.
For. Real. Every sick day.
Happy 99th Birthday to Bob Barker. The man who single-handedly got every GenX through their sick days home from school. 😂💜
ME: *trying to figure out why my old iTunes library, migrated to my new PC, isn't being recognized by iTunes* GARMIN WATCH: "You're experiencing high stress levels. It might be time to try some breathing exercises."
It's been too long. I really need to bring back the stupid #puns. Here we go: I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. Sadly, I lost my case
@UnnecessaryNeon I did make the dough. I'll bake the cookies later today. ...maybe
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