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Jokes not quite ready for Weekend Update California, USA Joined July 2018
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7 years ago

The number of people sickened by tainted McDonald's salads has increased, although an accurate estimation can't be made since you'd have to be sick to order a salad at McDonald's.

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7 years ago

Juggalos are alleging discrimination after the FBI labeled the group a gang. Juggalos are claiming that many of them have lost jobs and even custody of their children, and that being labeled a gang will only make things worse. #juggalos #fbi

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7 years ago

Elon Musk's new Telsa semi truck just became the 2nd most popular vehicle in the world, leaving many truck drives wondering "who the hell is Elon Musk?" #teslasemi #ElonMusk #tesla

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7 years ago

The Thai youth soccer players, who were rescued after spending more than two weeks trapped inside a cave complex, have headed home from the hospital today—bittersweet news for their Thai soccer moms, who could have used a few more days off. #ThaiCaveRescue

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