Urban Dictionary @UrDictionary
Parody account. Joined April 2013-
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"He need some milk"=Having a violent accident so bad, it's obvious from afar that all of your bones are broken
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"I ain't the relationship type" = I'm a whore
"INSTAGRAAAMMM" = Usually yelled by a group of white girls in excitement after taking a good picture.
Teenagers: The most misunderstood people on earth. Treated like children and expected to act like adults.
"White Girl Wasted" = Drinking two wine coolers and screaming "that's my jam!!!!" at every song you hear.
Peyton Manning vs. Andrew Luck = Qui-Gon Jinn vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi
The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one
"Halloween" = an excuse for girls to dress up like whores.
Tree: Something that stands still for 40 years then suddenly jumps out in front of a female driver... Apparently
Slut : Someone who's been under more sheets than the KKK
Sunday: the most exciting part of this day is putting pants on by 1 o'clock
women: the most confusing creatures that God put on the earth
;) = A common symbol sent via text message that when sent by a girl, usually indicates that she wants the D.
Beer Pong : a game that needs to be an olympic sport.
"We need to chill"= We need to have sex but not develop any feelings
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