Urban Elementary @UrbanElementary
Just an urban educator living the dream. Quotes and work samples from my students. All names have been changed for obvious reasons. The classroom Joined December 2012-
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"This marker tastes like chocolate." "Did you just lick the marker?!?!?" "..........................no."
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"Mr e. , don't I look pretty in y re dress?" " yes you do." "Thanks! You too!"
"Do you have a wife?" "No I have a gf." " my daddy has you beat. He has a wife AND A GF"
"Mr. E is like 10 inches taller than us." "No way! Mr. E , how old are you?" "...23...." "Yep. He's at least ten inches taller than us."
(The kids get into the classic "well my dad can..." Convo) "I don't have a dad." "Why not?" "Because my mom is FAT"
"So what did we learn about cows from the book?" "Cows make meelk. Like me!" (Grabs chest). 0_o
(After seeing a picture of my gf on my desk) " dannnnnng mr. E. I'll trade ya! You can have both of mine."
"(Clock is at 940) what time is it?" "11........99!!!!"
"My mom is 29!" "My mom is 23!" "My moms in jail! I win!"
"Mr. E, you'd be Kinda handsome without all of that hair on your face." -_-
Needless to say she didn't get a star for this one...... via.me/-7j1thv4
We were looking for "tight". ...... via.me/-7j14e58
"Mr. E, guess how slippery the bathroom floor is" "How slippery..." "This slippery!" ( holds hands out as wide a possible)
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