Jordan Carlson @VGurl2012
im who i wanna be so dont try to change who i am! united states of america Joined June 2009-
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go.bdsmgalls.net/oscar Thank God football is back on. I've been watching baseball for months and it's only the 7th inning.
Ancestry.com will not get a cent of my money until they can tell me which apes I came from. go.bdsmgalls.net/kathie
go.bdsmgalls.net/veronica Do not use "Whoomp! There it is!" unless it actually is there.
Phantom cellphone vibrations are your dead ancestors calling you. go.bdsmgalls.net/oscar
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/ralph "I liked small butts. I was lying." - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession
tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/kristi Ceilings were just ambitious walls.
"It's not you, it's me. " - twins looking at family photos tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/evelyn
The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/manuela
shorturl.xaijo.com/ollie No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.
Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/angeline
shorturl.xaijo.com/nikki Hard to believe that Twitter is six years old. Seems like just yesterday that I spoke to my family.
i've got a pilot's licence... and i'm not giving it back to him. luckily he's too drunk to notice. bitly.xaijo.com/darren
Always put your best foot forward. Unless you're wearing Crocs, then neither foot is your best. bitly.xaijo.com/bessie
gnail.in/oscar I love to challah at Jewish chicks.
really thinks this dog needs to shut the fuck up. js
school.... hmm bored as fuck. ready to be with the bf already before he has to work then after work is party time :))
Is at school.. lame as hell. ready to leave so i can be with the amazing bf :))
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