Dr Strange @VVorm

Just like y☼u , but weirder. #VVorm Joined November 2014

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Dr Strange @VVorm

7 years ago

In my yearbook, I was voted least likely to be elected "anything".

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Dr Strange @VVorm

7 years ago

I had a pizza delivery driver do a dance for my kids once. They got a real kick out of it and had no idea that the driver and I used to run pounds from the Mexican border together.

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Dr Strange @VVorm

8 years ago

I only slept like an hour last night and my coworker is the one snoring in his cube. The fuck is this?

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Dr Strange @VVorm

8 years ago

I'll go back to those same bars & restaurants in shorts and cutoff shirts in the winter, shivering in the booth... When she says I look cold, I'll say "Justice is best served cold, ma'am."

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Dr Strange @VVorm

8 years ago

I assume delivering papers to someone named "Justice" is basically the pinnacle of any process server's career.

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Dr Strange @VVorm

8 years ago

From now on when a bartender or server asks for my name, I'm telling them it is Justice. Then, when they bring my shit, I can sit back and say "ahhh, Justice is served".

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Just dropped off my daughter's Amelia Earhart costume at school. The secretary said, "oh thanks, she told me you'd be bringing this up". I said, "its Amelia Earhart. When she comes to pick it up, tell her I'm still looking for the plane".

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Dr Strange @VVorm

8 years ago

I'm still printing USPS labels without postage with tracking barcodes & storing the tracking numbers at a rate of under 50 parcels a day, WUT! usps.com/business/web-t…

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Dr Strange @VVorm

8 years ago

Oh, you're still here?

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Dr Strange @VVorm

8 years ago

I wish she wouldn't have said anything about bathing her cat. She brought brownies today but I can't eat them because I picture her running back and forth baking and bathing a cat.