ValueBarn @ValueBarn
Australia is open for business. Visit our website now for exclusive D-Day bandanas and stubby holders. Joined May 2014-
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Got the Tuesday blues? Not us! We’ve got PIPE CLEANERS, bitch! Twist up some farmyard animals, fake eyeglasses or a furry faraday cage.
Draw me like one of your French girls...with this value pack of 200 HB pencils and a reference deck of raunchy playing cards.
Desexed hamsters in various colours*. Resexing kits available upon request — check out our YouTube tutorials. *flavours do not vary
Rubberised garden gnomes. Need we say more?
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Happy Winter! Beat the Monday blues with a six pack of wooly socks and a CRM that installs spyware on your laptop for extra cosy feet.
Australia is open for business. Visit our website now for exclusive D-Day bandanas and stubby holders.
Blue stuff. We won’t lie to you, we aren’t sure what this is. Loyalty discount applies as always.
Large vats of croutons? Tremendous incentive. Think of all that soup and Caesar salad success. Climb the corporate ladder. Don't look back.
Disco ball. Answers to the name "randy". Lactose intolerant but very festive indeed. Cold wash only. Limited stock. We know where you live.
The chia pet you never thought you'd be able to afford? Ours cost far less than you think. Put them in the bedroom. They like to watch.
30 assorted eggs. Stick insect and sea monkey mostly, but some other ones that could be all manner of crazy shit. Heat lamp not included.
ValueBarn Corp regrets the error. Very few of our other products have harmed children. The press are against us. You will obey the warnings.
Step aside, Branjelina. This wooden salad bowl and serving tongs is the hot new power couple your dinner guests will all be talking about.
"You had me at Jello." Venus de Milo gelatinous pudding moulds half price until further notice. You are being monitored for compliance.
"Jam" Donuts, $1.25 per dozen with special surprise* treat. (*"jam" not included)
Toothbrushes. Buy a dozen, send two back and receive free bonus ValueBucks(tm) voucher for one toothbrush. Hakuna Matata.
$12 mystery box. Embrace the infinite. Warning: do not open the box for any reason. Even if it tells you to Available in six colours.
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