Van Dieviant's Land @VanDieviantLand
When you can't change the direction of the wind, adjust your sails. @VanDieviantLand.bsky.social The World Is My Country 🌍 Joined November 2019-
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Surprise! How I got turned into Bluey’s Bandit, the world’s greatest dad theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2…
iPhone now has a million Apps and still no lighter.
This is obviously authentic, and Spaghetti is obviously a dish that (does not) taste best when served cold!
This painting is over 100 years old. It was made by a Swedish illustrator called John Bauer, one of the most important artists you've never heard of. His revolutionary art influenced everything from graphic novels to animated films to video games, and here's why...
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What must be one of the most successful launches ever @FC_Tasmania, a long overdue, deliberately suppressed, but long deserved @AFL team for Tasmania, has launched to an extraordinary 150k members in a few days. Few launch clubs have ever had such support!
Just walked past what can only be described as the first local house party of the Spring/Summer '24 season... Is it time to come out of our shells?
“In west Île-de-France I was born and raised, Writing plays down is how I spent most of my days, Pennin’ books, commentin’, debatin’ with mates, About my belief in separating church and state” - The Fresh Prints of Voltaire
Easy, black door - the world was waaay better in the 80s and I know all the FA Cup results, so $100m is already in the bank.
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@mike_normal @VanDieviantLand It really was very touching and a bit of a suprise - its written and directed by Emilio Estevez (Sheen's son) of the 80s brat pack fame. I would never have guessed he would make something like this.
@MacofAfrica @VanDieviantLand The film is decent but the book is much funnier imho. I think Bill Bryson's humour is actually quite hard to translate into a movie script.
The infamous Bullingdon Cats photo. Three of these cats went on to be the Downing Street cat, while the fourth, Lord Tibbles of Wrentham (bottom), was implicated in the Peterhead haddock scandal.
From a million miles away, NASA captures Moon crossing face of Earth. (Yes, this is a real image) Credit: NASA/NOAA
IT FINALLY HAPPENED (Been using the same starter word this whole time) Wordle 1,035 1/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
iPhone now has a million Apps and still no lighter.
In 1979, Casio made a pocket calculator that doubled as a cigarette lighter, also known as the ‘calculighter’
@TheDreadShips Lifeboat stations gets no play?
@TheDreadShips Yes. Adding an extra layer of impenetrability to our institutions. Makes yer prahd to be British.
@TheDreadShips Being sent to the field in 'the Cape' when on a tour of South Africa could be deadly.
@TheDreadShips Naturally, these will change depending on where the game is played. I look forward to seeing an Englishman sent to the Great Australia Bight at the MCG.