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I'm in the business of losing your interest, and I turn a profit each time that we speak • contributor to @lansingmifacts • he/him linktr.ee/vernorsherzog Lansing, MI Joined February 2009-
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John Mulaney Presents: Everybody’s in LA. Six nights. All these people. And more. Live on @netflix starting Friday, May 3rd at 7pm PT / 10pm ET.
the conservative doctrine is simple: they want a small, limited government with a massive militarized police force to crack down on things they don’t like
the way Siri reads “hahaha” in texts is so disrespectful
a fun part of trying to dial in your SSRI is figuring out what’s a normal amount of anxiety
you couldn’t make Bee Movie today because of woke
if you ever hear me say “my father’s stamina” just send me out to the gravel pit with Kristi Noem
if you ever hear me say “my father’s stamina” just send me out to the gravel pit with Kristi Noem
we spent three weeks hearing about those Stanley cups, but I’ve seen nothing about the fact that everyone you know has an Owala water bottle now
the guy at the store said he’s the only dog he’s ever seen pull it off
lots of folks telling on themselves in the replies
lots of folks telling on themselves in the replies
if she keeps digging in deeper, she’ll have a nice little gravel pit to put down her presidential aspirations
if she keeps digging in deeper, she’ll have a nice little gravel pit to put down her presidential aspirations
we did it Joe
we did it Joe https://t.co/Zn6uP3StgT
question: if you were Jesus at the last supper, what would your body and blood (bread and wine) be? example: mine would be White Claw and a slice of supreme pizza
This angle you’re kidding
J.J. McNugget
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How are they dying Antony
Today I met with families from Gaza. I heard the suffering that they and their loved ones continue to endure. Some killed or wounded, others displaced. We are working tirelessly to get more aid to people in Gaza and secure an immediate ceasefire and release of hostages.
4 months later,,, you’re looking at someone who finished music school 2day :P
first vs last day of my junior year of college 😈😈😈 - - - finished my junior year in one semester. I skipped my first class today. I’M GRADUATING COLLEGE EARLY!!! I’M SO PROUD OF MYSELF!!! hellooooo senior year :P
Past my bedtime up listening to Euphoria too many times and I’m not gonna stop
putting the hot in hotdog, tombstone edition 🌭🌵👻 one of a kind hotdog shaped bolo tie by the clever @T_wrecks85
No wonder you never learned to navigate a legislative bottleneck, @RepMeijer. There's only one cashier lane open at my local @meijer store.
I simply don’t believe that student organizers warrant a military response.
Dear @MTV We humbly nominate ‘euphoria’ by @kendricklamar for a Video Music Award for “Best Video Ever.”
dear x/twitter: I don't want buffalo bills content. I just want Keon Coleman content. thx.
Does the 'Vegabus is Coming' song sound like a threat to anyone else?
Sometimes I crave an average Great Clips haircut followed by a strip mall Mexican spot and that’s one thing NYC can’t give me.
@VernorsHerzog I was doing this in 2020 😫
I know this doesn’t “mean” anything but it means something to me. One divorce. 61 credit hours. 570 field hours. One pandemic baby. One traumatic birth and PTSD. One cross country move. One marriage. One international move. And I maintained a 4.0 through it all. 🙌🏼😩
Haley Joel Osment has been sort of invoked
Okay I'm gonna be honest the Joel Osteen thing is really funny lmao