denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

pretty girls make me nervous. Joined June 2012

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Prof September @Prof_September

12 years ago

@VeryAverageMan pls follow back

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

11 years ago

"You look very Mormon" is the highest compliment you can pay to a girls physical attraction.

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POWERADE @POWERADE

12 years ago

Did you hear about the rose that grew from a crack in the concrete? - Tupac Shakur #justakid amp.twimg.com/v/0c225534-280…

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

13 years ago

It's #MarchMusicMadness! Help @GardinerSisters win "Best Cover of @IdinaMenzel's #LetItGo!" Vote for her! bit.ly/1fKfWR2

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

13 years ago

Have you ever walked past a bathroom stall, and while looking through the door crack, make eye contact with the person inside? It's awkward.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

Ladies: It's not sexy to wear heels if you are gonna walk like a newborn calf.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

How to pick up chicks:

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

Helping a friend move = The only time when it's completely appropriate to go through all of their things.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

Sometimes I wear gym clothes just to make me feel like I'm working out.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

#ShesAKeeer if this happens and she is still around:

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

When is a woman's opinion invalid? Yes.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

@lukemelrose She started it.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

@meganokada Who invited you to be funny?

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

And no babies either.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

New groundbreaking idea: Instagram for guys only. (No sunsets, books, or screenshots of a text conversation with your best friend.)

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

That "throat clearing" noise you make when someone tries the door to the stall your in.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

@jacksondahl You know it.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

Health food is for rich people who hate themselves.

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Sad Single Guy @SadSingleGuy

14 years ago

PLOT TWIST: I actually get a Valentine this year, and not cry in the corner of my room.

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denny mcbride @VeryAverageMan

14 years ago

Valentines Day excites me, yet scares me at the same time.

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