Veterinary Humor @VeterinaryHumor
I've been a technician for about 12 years now, and find humor in nearly every situation at work. facebook.com/veterinaryhumor Veterinary Crazytown Joined June 2013-
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If you've got fleas, I feel bad for you son. I got 99 problems, but an itch ain't one. #veterinaryhumor
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No ma'am, your dog was not diagnosed with prosthetic cancer. His fake leg will be just fine. #veterinaryhumor
🎶Cause I've got two turds in my pocket... facebook.com/DrAndyRoark/po…
It's all fun and games until your dog pukes up his own poo. #dogsaregross #veterinaryhumor
Diary of a sad cat youtu.be/PKffm2uI4dk #veterinaryhumor
Today's ear worm: "Cause I've got two turds in my pocket, and the other one fell on The floor" #veterinaryhumor #alanis
Today's #veterinaryhumor workplace song: (to Carol of the Bells) "My anal gland is ruptured and I can't stop licking my butt.."
Sorry for the lack of funny lately, I dared to take time off to see my family over the holidays! 😜 I now return to my normal shenanigans!
Kong + peanut butter + boarding puppy = happy staff. #stoptheyapping
Deck the halls with lots of neuters...fa la la la la la la la la.
Holy crap. I always forget I have a twitter. Whoops.
Oh em gee. These are disgusting and totally amazing. buzzfeed.com/kellyoakes/19-… #veterinaryhumor
I find taking silly pictures of anesthetized patients way too much fun to ever be allowed to work with humans. #veterinaryhumor
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#WeHeartVetTechs because no one else would be genius enough to think of using the blacklight at a nightclub for for ringworm checks.
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For all the #veterinary professionals who worked today: owl.li/pE3fR [video] #funny #dogs #cats
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