Laura @VisCountCarrot
Apparently too well dressed to ever live on the street (ISFJ) I went to a fashion show for asthma All the models were breath taking Joined April 2016-
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If someone could open my head like a can, take my brain out to let it soak in some cooling fluid for an hour or so, and put it back, you'd get a promotion and a 15% raise
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if we're muting microphones, why don't they stay off when they talk out of turn? #PresidentialDebateWatchParty
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Thread on the beauty of wildlife 🧵 1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody
The academic stress that you won't have time to get your oil changed, go grocery shopping, and get your homework done in time
The adult knowledge that your oil needs changed The girly urge to ignore it and go about your day
The adult knowledge that your oil needs changed The girly urge to ignore it and go about your day
One of the worst things about having asthma and the common cold is that you're not having an asthma attack, you're really not, but you're also breathing through your mouth or not as deeply as usual, so are we sure you're not having an asthma attack?
@tolkienista1 1000%. We decided there should be some mashup of a bachelorette show and a cooking competition. The Bachelorette eliminates men based off of how badly they cook
Speaking of wooing women, I made the best Mac and Cheese #OutOfContextJoseph
I actually like pomegranates, so I feel like that means I'm straight #OutOfContextJoseph
@coolwholockian You have several fun options. 1. The letter "O" 2. The number 0 3. If it falls right, the number 8 4. If it falls right, the infinity sign
are they rubber bands or are the skin tone silly bands?
Sitting on a toilet follows the same rules of time as airports in as far as that time is irrelevant and does not exist #OutOfContextQuotes
I came from the womb thick! #OutOfContextOwls
Mary had a little lamb is sacrilegious #OutOfContextFriends
I've been anti-blood stuck!! #OutOfContextRoomie
"Ooh, a question I have no right answering because I have tons of ideas floating through my brain and very little Biblical grounding. A sure recipe for some potential heresy" *proceeds to continue typing* #OutOfContextJoseph
1. clarifying a specific point- a part of your sentence seemed grey to me so I am asking a question to narrow down what you meant in that part. 2. Making sure I communicated clearly in a way that won't question your explanation while not questioning your knowledge of the subject
Just a PSA, if I am asking you a question that you feel like you just answered I am doing one of two things.
HopeinmyGod @Godiswithme_91
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Kori Hartman @KoriLovesCats
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Ivy K @IvyK97202113
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12:22 and All’s Wel... @1222oclock
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Asurr @IAmSurrett
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Waiting for my Bride @hubbyinwaiting
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Laura @Laura60937639
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Kira @Kira88511590
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Hannah Hallett @Hannah_Hallett_
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Jenna Eubanks-Gray @jennuhgray
123 Followers 544 Following my #1 character trait right now is trying to learn the brand names for generics • 💍 • OBU '23 biochemistry • OUHSC MS3
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R.T. @TiJturtle
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Juana 𓍊𓋼 (◕ �... @sugarxwraith
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Rachelledy @Rochelledy1
7 Followers 206 Following i follow nyo rin Ako, hehehehe Simpleng bAbAe lhang, mAbAit At mApAgmAhAL😘
Bagel Gabe 🥯 @bagelgabe
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Liberty Fall 2019 (on... @cap_Merica18
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PDC Ships @pdcship
16 Followers 41 Following DM me your anonymous ships! I'm like @pdccrushes, but definitely for ships
Yours Spooky, Chris @itstrulychris
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Sarah A. Wruck @SarahAnneW98
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Kimberly Lucas @scarletknl
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James Haining @3088IH
323 Followers 1K Following Professional guitar player; Chosen by Jesus. LeARniNg tO CodE 🦆🌷
Steve Pettit @stephendpettit
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31 Followers 49 Following Official Fan Page of Daniel Elliott, AKA noble knight, Sir DeeDee McElliott von Pyro-Narcissist of the kingdom PDC
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273 Followers 246 Following sorta insulted only ONE person has done the below (shoutout to bagel gabe)
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Grace T @tolkienista1
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Olivia @OKatherine111
120 Followers 197 Following sometimes I eat chocolate when I'm not supposed to. avi credit: @Kori_the_Saurus
Malik Charles Music @MalikCharlesMus
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Tim Walz @Tim_Walz
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derek guy @dieworkwear
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There is no cat in th... @Thereisnocat_
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The White House 46 Ar... @WhiteHouse46
8.4M Followers 6 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Federal Student Aid @FAFSA
267K Followers 30 Following Official account of Federal Student Aid, an office of the U.S. Dept. of Education. We provide grants, loans, & work-study funds for college or career school.
U.S. Department of Ed... @usedgov
1.4M Followers 188 Following The official United States Department of Education Twitter/X account. Follows, Retweets and shared links ≠ endorsement.
Keith Habersberger @KeithHabs
454K Followers 382 Following Come see me on tour. He/him. Business inquiries mail to [email protected]
The Try Guys / 2nd tr... @tryguys
436K Followers 9 Following Hi, we're the Try Guys! 💚💙💜 Join us on https://t.co/jyozuzkaFG #Tryceratops 🤘
Zach Kornfeld @korndiddy
516K Followers 904 Following Video dude. I don’t like the internet I just live here. Try guy. He/him.
Casey's @caseysgenstore
41K Followers 4K Following The official account of Casey's. Order your 🍕online or in the app. 📱
cats being weird litt... @weirdlilguys
1.9M Followers 51 Following wlg fan club 🐈 dm for submissions + credit! • IG: @ catsbeingweirdlittleguys • partnerships: [email protected] • TEES N STICKERS 👇👇
Elizabeth Tidwell @mamabeth61
14 Followers 34 Following -Domestic Goddess -Wife Extraordinaire -Mom to THE two best kids E.V.E.R -Lover of God
Oklahoma Department o... @OKWildlifeDept
239K Followers 913 Following We manage/protect fish & wildlife, along with their habitats, while also growing a community of hunters & anglers, partnering with those who love the outdoors
Elmo @elmo
836K Followers 14 Following Elmo's Elmo! Elmo lives on Sesame Street and was told to tell you that Elmo is official!
Meg Davis @MegLivInsideOut
618 Followers 1 Following The Gospel is the remedy of trauma ♡ https://t.co/UzniBchy3D
Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot
196K Followers 15 Following Frog & Toad fan page. Manual retweets & non-quote/image tweets. Books by Arnold Lobel. (Formerly) Powered by @GimmickBots. (Currently running via scheduling.)
Abigail Butler @abby82891
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LauraLiesandTruths @Laura68825895
3 Followers 1 Following Music is my passion! I love to pop and lock and jaaaam and break! (Is that even legal?)
Tucker Hervey @TheLastHervey
40 Followers 71 Following Sometimes I think we're all a bunch of salty perfectionists blessed with crooked ducks 🧂🧐🦆 ~#GuineaTurtle💕~
Colours by @edent @RGB_Colours
18K Followers 9 Following Tweeting a new colour every few hours. Made by @edent inspired by https://t.co/Yl0YoEIha6
VeggieTales @VeggieTales
38K Followers 10 Following God made you special, and He loves you very much!
Sarah A. Wruck @SarahAnneW98
192 Followers 170 Following I have a lot of hobbies.| I'm a little strange. | I like hugs. | SBU Class of 2020| art education| she/they
Asurr @IAmSurrett
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Laura @Laura60937639
3 Followers 2 Following Singing and talking are my favorite things :) i bruise easily
William Tidwell @willumtidwell
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Jeff Stegall @JeffStegall
315 Followers 47 Following follower of Jesus, husband, father, director, designer, actor, educator
Jenna Eubanks-Gray @jennuhgray
123 Followers 544 Following my #1 character trait right now is trying to learn the brand names for generics • 💍 • OBU '23 biochemistry • OUHSC MS3
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Steiff Teddy Bears @BelAirGallery
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incorrect parker quot... @lncorrectparker
3K Followers 31 Following Incorrect Peter Parker/Spider-Man quotes with the rest of MCU | suggestions are highly appreciated!
Confused Rey @confused_rey_
5K Followers 10 Following Now what do I do? #lightsideforever Ben... please come back
PDC Misquoted @PDCMisquoted
67 Followers 45 Following Hear something strange anywhere in the PDC? Screenshot it and DM or @ us!
Bagel Gabe 🥯 @bagelgabe
1K Followers 585 Following …and for $20 I’ll scream your name on camera while carving it into my arm PLUS director’s commentary on all Lego Spongebob Halloweens https://t.co/DvHuGNRj9K
Luke @skywriter_34
302 Followers 29 Following
Dr. Jason O @OTMessages
185 Followers 16 Following I am enjoying my 8th year teaching at Bob Jones University and 5th year of shepherding Palmetto Baptist Church. God is good!
Bob Jones University @BJUedu
7K Followers 9 Following BJU is an accredited Christian liberal arts university focused on educating the whole person to seek excellence for an eternal impact.
Steve Pettit @stephendpettit
8K Followers 4K Following President of @PalmettoFamily Council, Evangelist. Former University President. Author. Philippians 1:20-21.
Newsies the Musical @Newsies
55K Followers 1K Following
Ben Fankhauser @PlznFankU
22K Followers 378 Following I try my best to act accordingly. Please and thank you: plznfanku He/him #blacklivesmatter
WeRateCats™ @RealWeRateCats
677 Followers 159 Following The Real We Rate Cats. Send us your cat pics pls in the DMsYou might like
Juana 𓍊𓋼 (◕ �...
@sugarxwraith
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Yours Spooky, Chris
@itstrulychris
502 Followers
Elanor Livingston
@elanorsparkles
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Gabe ❤️🔥✝...
@gabeinthebox
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Daniel Buehring
@DanielBuehring
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