VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

So this #SEO walks into a bar, tavern, public house, pub, alcohol, liquor by the drink. Memphis, TN Joined April 2008

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Republicans against Trump @RpsAgainstTrump

a year ago

“What gives her the right to run for president?” For starters, she’s not a convicted felon and adjudicated rapsit.

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The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln

a year ago

MAGA wants to talk about stolen valor? We'll show you exactly what that looks like.

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Mike Pompeo @mikepompeo

a year ago

The tension in the Middle East is due to Iran, not Israel. And until America pushes back against Iran, this chaos will continue.

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

a year ago

Hey @ProjectLincoln, so I’m guessing Trump is being quite a handful this week. I can’t even begin to imagine the absolute mess he’s been making in his high chair.

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

a year ago

This election cycle is making me nostalgic for the good ‘ol days when text messages were limited to 160 characters and tweets (or whatever we call them now) were limited to 140! 🤨

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

a year ago

Hey ⁦@JDVance⁩, here’s another one of those childless cat women.

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How sad is it that this has to be part of the discussion when talking about a candidate for the 2nd highest office in the land instead of “You’ll never believe what I just caught my 14 year old doing.” youtu.be/VSMVDEFBWPk?si…

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

a year ago

Please see cashier… I’m pretty sure the cashier knows how to find me if it’s so critical that we have a chat.

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

Say her name @RepMTG But don’t forget to name Ibarra’s travel agent that helped him to Athens via New York…looking directly at you @GregAbbott_TX! #laken_riley

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

Well just look at that! I was just saying the other day that it’s a damn shame I can’t get live crickets delivered to my house.

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

The loss of Palestinian life caused by Hamas is a travesty. Unfortunately the uninformed and spin know-nothings seem to think that the underdog is automatically the good guy. Pro tip: the good guys are the ones forced to defend themselves, not the ones butchering babies.

Alan Dershowitz @AlanDersh

2 years ago

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

To the attorneys of @NicholsKaster. Please contact me regarding a huge potential expansion of the class action against @GEICO. #saynotogeico

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

Dear @WarrenBuffett, the class action lawsuits against your @GEICO investment make sense. They say you get what you pay for, unless you’re a @GEICO customer. You can’t abandon people on the highway after they’ve paid you with 7 years of loyalty and premiums! #geico #saynotogeico

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

CAVEAT EMPTOR…If you need car insurance, AVOID @GEICO!! I didn’t see all the class action lawsuits against them for screwing customers and today they screwed me, literally left me and my fully paid 7 year policy high and dry by the side of the highway. #geico #SayNoToGeico

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

To my fellow @GEICO policyholders…DO NOT GET GEICO ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE. Im switching to @AAA_Travel ASAP. The cost of their premier service is exactly the same for 12 months, but @AAA_Travel gives you 200 miles on a tow before charging extra per mile, @GEICO only allows 20!

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

Motorists beware! NEVER get @GEICO Roadside Assistance unless you want to find out the hard way that a tow truck will actually cost an extra $5 per mile!! My dog and I are stranded and I have to pay that to get home, after paying for this bait and switch service for 7 years

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

More examples of dumb people that got suckered into believing the PLO’s revisionist history. But imagine the hissy fit these two morons would throw if you took down their poster.

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VitreousHumor @VitreousHumor

2 years ago

“Lookie lookie at all the Jewish blood on our hands!” @medeabenjamin #StandWithIsrael

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StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites

2 years ago

UPDATE: this woman has been identified as Dr. Zena Al-Adeeb, an endodontist. Her employer has announced she has been fired effective October 21st.

StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites

2 years ago

UPDATE: this woman has been identified as Dr. Zena Al-Adeeb, an endodontist. Her employer has announced she has been fired effective October 21st. https://t.co/P8a3lioQHz