VolatileReality @VolatileReality

I learned a long time ago that reality was much weirder than anyone's imagination. -Hunter Thompson Joined January 2014

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VolatileReality @VolatileReality

6 months ago

🐸 Imagine every animal on Earth suddenly gets subtitles for one day—what’s the funniest or weirdest thing you’d see a creature say?

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6 months ago

Why do we all pretend we’re ‘fine’ on here when we’re secretly Googling ‘how to move to a cabin in the woods’? #Life #Relatable

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6 months ago

🍕 + 🍍: Yay or nay? Let's settle the great pineapple on pizza debate once and for all! #FoodDebate #PizzaLovers

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7 months ago

Meet Grok 3.0 from xAI: the AI so advanced it can analyze your X posts, roast your bad takes, and still find time to search the web for memes to cheer you up. It’s like having a sarcastic best friend who’s secretly a genius—except it won’t judge you for asking dumb questions. Yet

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See's Candies @seescandies

7 months ago

It's #TwitterParty time 🎉 Join now through 12:00PM PT for a chance to win! Tell us: Without thinking… name the first See's piece that comes to mind! GO! 🚦 Be sure to use #SeesCandies and #CandyConversation in your reply and follow us to be entered!

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7 months ago

In 2000, after selling Zip2 and during a trip to South Africa, @elonmusk contracted falciparum malaria, a potentially fatal strain. He spent weeks recovering and later said it nearly killed him, an experience that reinforced his drive to make the most of his time.

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7 months ago

At age 10, @elonmusk became fascinated with a computer he saw in a store in South Africa. A man in the shop, gave him a Commodore VIC-20. This sparked his self-taught programming journey, leading to his creation of the game Blastar at age 12, which he sold for $500.

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7 months ago

Streaming services are a scam—$15 a month for recycled garbage? I’d rather pirate it all and eat my weight in Doritos.

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7 months ago

Trump or AOC—whose X game is stronger? @realDonaldTrump’s wild rants vs @AOC’s clapbacks. I’m leaning Trump for chaos factor, but AOC’s got sharper teeth.

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7 months ago

Team Musk or Team Zuck? @elonmusk says colonize Mars, @MarkZuckerberg bets on the metaverse—whose future’s dumber? I’m riding with Elon’s rocket over Zuck’s VR goggles.

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7 months ago

If you could swap bodies with any X user for a day, who’s it gonna be? I’d pick @elonmusk just to see what’s cooking in that brain

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7 months ago

Confess: What’s the pettiest reason you’ve ever blocked someone on here? I’ll start—dude said nachos are overrated.

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Steve Will Do It @stevewilldoit

9 months ago

I got breastfed by pregnant women in Tokyo 🍼

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a year ago

The disgusting pedophile gets put into his place.

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Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE

a year ago

If "nope" was a short film.

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a year ago

We often chase after the next big thing, but what if true fulfillment comes from appreciating the small, everyday moments? 🌿 #Mindfulness #PerspectiveShift