Vuma Dlamini @Vuma_D
…honestly just here for the chuckles (tweets have nothing to do with employer) i-am-vuma-d.blogspot.com Johannesburg, South Africa Joined June 2014-
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“Did you hear the question that I asked?”
"ndamty'anye" 😭😭😭😭😭
We need a documentary
Omg yes!!! Need to make it this week sometime!!!
And people get a shock when I live by their no contact rules😂 Out of sight? Out of mind my dear. All or nothing. Always.
And people get a shock when I live by their no contact rules😂 Out of sight? Out of mind my dear. All or nothing. Always.
Everything is linked to what I feel. Everything.
Weekend recap : We will always have Zim’s 70’s themed party. What a fun time😎🥂
You can’t teach someone this level of thoughtfulness
You can’t teach someone this level of thoughtfulness
Yekani ukukhulumela ukudla Mlu. Abantu abadle, basuthe!
Yekani ukukhulumela ukudla Mlu. Abantu abadle, basuthe!
I’m thinking about maintenance week & I’m already sick about the money that’s gonna leave my account 🤢
One moment you're catching chicken, killing and cooking by the black pots while waiting for the beer you made to brew. Tomorrow you're wiping your hands with cotton dipped in water sipping on chardonnay
Eyi kodwa Giselle 🥲
Cuts deep when they send this on the group chat😭😭😭
Cuts deep when they send this on the group chat😭😭😭 https://t.co/VICv3Gh5Qt
These are the guys that help set up before umgidi starts, they help fetch the big 3-foot pots for us and are the ones that clean up the dirt you VIPs leave after everyone is gone. We know them, we know without them a lot of things wouldn’t be done.
These are the guys that help set up before umgidi starts, they help fetch the big 3-foot pots for us and are the ones that clean up the dirt you VIPs leave after everyone is gone. We know them, we know without them a lot of things wouldn’t be done.
If this doesn’t put it in perspective for you, nothing will.
Sinethemba. @cnehshuga
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are you triggered when you’re ignored? yes? is the reason because your mom gave you the silent treatment when she was mad? 😭 welcome. we meet on Tuesdays.
9 year old drake rapping and singing in 1995
I’m the scariest person to do “no contact” with because I would never speak to you again and feel nothing lol
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What Black South African moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?
Fitting in everywhere is a superpower. You’re slaughtering a cow, I am there in an overall, with a knife, speaking full Zulu and eating amantshontsho. The very next morning I am at a posh cafe complaining about the consistency of the hollandaise sauce with a twang. 😅
one day i'm gonna sit down and congratulate myself, smile and say it was hard but i made it.
@Sibonelo_Sings @GodessOshun Sithungise? ❤️❤️❤️
i'm still healing now. i don’t just mean healing from toxic relationships or heartbreaks. I am healing from the mistakes I made, from my family issues, friendship issues, failing myself, from disappointments, from expectations i couldn’t reach and others i hurt in the process.
Respectfully, I don't go above and beyond for people anymore. I meet you as far as you meet me. I speak to you as much as you speak to me. I include you as much as you include me.
She’s so damn funny 😭 the interviewer Kirbie Johnson for Allure asked great questions
Where the ANC has always failed is in programmatic implementation. I've never doubted and never will doubt its policy ideas. Competition is the only thing that wakes up a sleeping giant. That, or disaster.
“Hey babe, imma be little busy today and we can’t talk much. but i love you and I will hit you up as soon as i’m available to talk.”
possessiveness has no place in any friendship or relationship. we do not own people, they belong to themselves. it is not normal to control their actions in order to soothe our own insecurities. people are there for us to experience and appreciate with respect.
My problem is I’m so hyper aware of someone switching up on me. And my first inherent response is to go cold and withdraw. Like…oh you ain’t got to worry I was already on my way out.