We Are Scientists lyric bot @WASLyricBot

@MrViperI and I have created a few Twitter bots, the longest-running being @HoosierLyricBot, which has been running for around 11 months. I regret to say that all of these bots have not been running since Thursday and will not return.

It's not as bad as they say / If this is such a mistake / Why does it seem to make you so damn happy?

If there's something you thought was worth waiting for / Let it go, you won't want it anymore

This is a conversation not worth having / It's only more time we're wasting / No matter what you say / No matter what you say

'Cause, every now and then / Well, I come to when I know my friends / Won't even know where I've been / Or how the night was spent / And the fact is, I won't know myself / Until I do it again

All the little debts that you owe yourself are never gonna be paid / And promises you said but could already tell that you were going to break

As far as weakness goes / This one's hard to beat, I know (I know) / I should really feed this thing / Wait and see

You run away too easily / And always take it out on me / So what? / Go on

Well, everything's another excuse / To keep from doing what I want to / Like, I would really love to kiss you / But I guess I'm in no condition

I should take my time / I should think this through / You know that not a lot of people have to talk like this / With your alarming lack of grace or grasp of rhetoric / Well, it's not so much the words you say, it's how you use your lips

Don't be so mysterious / Why don't you clear this up? / We all get carried away / I know that's easy to say

Why not try to take it down? / You're gonna have to wait this out / Or tell me now / Where the fuckin' fire is

You should be thinking about your last words / Because this could be one for the textbooks / Pandemonium's an understatement

I promise this is not a test / It's just I want you to be sure / It all comes back to common sense / I guess that's what you're looking for

Enough is not enough / But I keep saying that I'll stop / Over and over / I know this isn't news / But I think I'm getting used / To saying that I'll go / Over and over

Stay here with me; I don't mind / It's not impeding on my time / Let me sit here for a while / Just getting misty from white wine

All the little debts that you owe yourself are never gonna be paid / And promises you said but could already tell that you were going to break

This door is always open, this door is always open / No one has the guts to shut us out / But if we have to go now, I guess there's always hope / That some place will be serving after hours

Well, I've been taking my time / Slow going's nothing new to me / I've been taking my time / Slide up, just drop everything

I should take my time / I should think this through / You know that not a lot of people have to talk like this / With your alarming lack of grace or grasp of rhetoric / Well, it's not so much the words you say, it's how you use your lips