William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

I write stories that hopefully interest you. I also yell at New York city about their terrible mass transit and alternate side parking rules. wdthewriter.wordpress.com USA Joined August 2014

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

4 years ago

@NJTRANSIT_NEC @NJTRANSIT Hello; I would like to remind you that you are terrible and nobody likes you.

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Watching @KenJennings host @Jeopardy every night is an absolute pleasure. Please never leave, Ken. No one can be Alex, but Ken is great and enthusiastic in his own way. The GOAT and you know how much he loves the game #jeopardy

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

4 years ago

This is the end of climate change legislation in the United States. By the time we act, it will be too late (it may already be). Nothing will be done and our children and grandchildren will curse us.

The New York Times @nytimes

4 years ago

The Supreme Court's three liberal justices dissented in the ruling limiting the EPA's ability to restrict power plant emissions, writing that the decision strips the agency of "the power to respond to the most pressing environmental challenge of our time." nyti.ms/3ywoyYR

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

4 years ago

We're all the dog in the burning room meme and nobody in charge cares. theguardian.com/environment/20…

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

Guess we'll need all those bombs after we destroy the environment completely.

Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan

5 years ago

50-44: Senate approved Cotton (R-AR) motion to instruct their conferees to remove $8B for Green Climate Fund from House science & tech bill and used instead for Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency for weapons systems to compete with China.

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

Future generations will look at us and wonder what the hell was wrong with us.

Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan

5 years ago

53-44: Senate approved WY GOP Senator Barrasso's motion to instruct requiring a minimum number of oil and gas leases through 2027.

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

Just a reminder @JFKairport is the worst airport in the world. Wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

Your dad and I are for the jobs the comet will provide.

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

15 minutes into the #Oscars and we still haven't presented an award

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

Just what we all wanted to start the #oscars... A pretaped Beyonce performance.

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

@RachEbeth_ They aren't even close to words.... It makes no sense!

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

Two guesses on #WheelOfFortune were "m" and "w" with this showing on the board. I mean I know there's pressure, but uhhhhh

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

This was the full timeline. Downfall of society #WheelOfFortune

Craig Caplan @CraigCaplan

5 years ago

53-44: Senate approved WY GOP Senator Barrasso's motion to instruct requiring a minimum number of oil and gas leases through 2027.

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

@AlltidAmanda I lost all hope in humanity during that round

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

I almost had a stroke tonight during #WheelOfFortune when someone got the same puzzle wrong three times and almost all the letters were there

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

This should be everywhere. We can't underestimate how bad things are going to get #IPCCReport #ClimateCrisis #climatechange

IPCC @IPCC_CH

5 years ago

The #IPCC released its latest #ClimateReport today, #climatechange 2022: Impacts, Adaptation & Vulnerability “The scientific evidence is unequivocal: #climatechange is a threat to human wellbeing & the health of the planet,” – @poertner_hans ➡️ bit.ly/WGIIRep 🎥 ⬇️

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

Me when any meeting starts with "I know people are missing each other and we can't wait to do this again soon in person"

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William Dyson @WD_TheWriter

5 years ago

Twenty years ago today, #lotr the fellowship of the ring came out. It is the most influential triology of my life and remains a goddamn masterpiece. #lotr20. Where would I be without it?