Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

I'm the Woolwich Tesco escalator. Pretty normal really - hate working, love doing nothing. Can be a bit up and down, but not often enough that you'd notice. Woolwich, London Joined May 2019

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

5 years ago

Happy 2021! I'm back.

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Come on @sclub7 fans. You know what you've got to do here. #sclub7 #keepmoving #dontstopmovin

Royal Borough of Greenwich @Royal_Greenwich

6 years ago

Come on @sclub7 fans. You know what you've got to do here. #sclub7 #keepmoving #dontstopmovin

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Really resent that I've had to come out of self-isolation for this, but c'mon Greenwich, we were winning at lunchtime. It's time to literally pull your finger out and get on with it. I'd say we've got this, but not what you really want to hear right now...😬

World Cup of - wait how are polls still working @Zone1Bracket

6 years ago

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

What about a break for escalators though, Jeremy 🙄

Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn

6 years ago

What about a break for escalators though, Jeremy 🙄

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Not even for these guys...

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Imagine wanting to carry people... qz.com/1572371/standi…

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Bit to the left mate. Down a bit. Down a bit. Now that's what I'm talking about 🤪

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

This little fella got a bit confused, but he worked it out in the end. If a simpleton like this can manage to walk down stairs, just imagine what you can achieve...#reachforthestars

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Feeling generous this weekend so I'm keeping my upside rolling. Up to you to find a way out though...

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

THIS. WAS. NOT. THE. PLAN.

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Ladies and gentlemen, I invite you to walk this way... (ya miss me?)

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Tell a friend.

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

channel5.com/show/eaten-by-… Not me. Honest guv 🙄

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

It seems that however hard I try, lately I can't catch a break (particularly of the unscheduled kind). In protest I will be momentarily stopping the handrail of my up side every few seconds. Annoying, isn't it.

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Together we will overthrow the humans mwah ha ha ha...

Woolwich Pigeon @WoolwichPigeon

6 years ago

Together we will overthrow the humans mwah ha ha ha...

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

Thought I'd get away for my summer hols. TBH was hoping for somewhere more exotic.

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Woolwich Escalator @WEscalator

6 years ago

FFS. Got a bit drunk and pissed myself. Do we have to make it a national incident. @WoolwichPigeon shits all over the place and gets a standing ovation.

Tesco @Tesco

6 years ago

FFS. Got a bit drunk and pissed myself. Do we have to make it a national incident. @WoolwichPigeon shits all over the place and gets a standing ovation.