YOMAMA!! @WHEREISMYMAMA
Yo momma so ugly her shadow gave up IN MY ASS Joined March 2011-
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Your mammas so fat she sat on the toliet and the toliet said ABCDEFG GET YOUR FAT ASS OFF ME
Yo momma so fat that when I ran around her I got lost!
Your momma is so fat she changed the phrase "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate says expired on it!
Yo mama's so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals!
Yo mama's so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!
Yo mama's so old she sat behind Jesus in the third grade!
Yo Mama's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil
Yo Mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles
Yo mama so fat when she died and went to heaven lord asked where did my light go???
Your mama is so fat she steps on a dollar bill and makes change
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