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President Trump has no right to call for the Intel CEO to resign in a free market, capitalistic society. Instead, he should be bailing the company out. by The Editorial Board

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2 months ago

Amazon signs tax cut into law

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2 months ago

What stage of capitalism is this?

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2 months ago

What stage of capitalism is this?

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Opinion | I am an investment banker who just sold a collateralized debt obligation consisting of 101,000 subprime auto loans on salvage title shitbox cars financed at a 38% APR to a pension fund. Allow me to walk you through how Trump’s tariffs are ruining the economy

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3 months ago

Trump wants to focus on China, and replace aging aircraft and boats with the kind that would be needed in the Pacific theater. But he can only be considered to be rebuilding the US military when the Raytheon stock price hits $175/share by The Editorial Board

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4 months ago

We deserve a recession

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4 months ago

Which stage of capitalism is this?

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5 months ago

Opinion | Shareholder rights are human rights

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5 months ago

We’re like 24 hours away from “Pakistan and India are fighting because China hates our freedoms”

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6 months ago

This cost $11,000

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6 months ago

Stocks soar as US President tells corporations they can keep using Chinese slave labor instead of paying Americans market wages for another 90 days in sign of healthily functioning economy

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6 months ago

Stocks soar as US President tells corporations they can keep using Chinese slave labor instead of paying Americans market wages for another 90 days in sign of healthily functioning economy

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6 months ago

Opinion | Is the S&P 500 a meme stock now?

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6 months ago

Opinion | Is the S&P 500 a meme stock now?

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6 months ago

Opinion | Where is Trump’s plan to re-shore the finance factories his tariffs are killing?

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6 months ago

Opinion | We must continue to support our LGBT community, and Ukraine during the Trump presidency L - Lockheed Martin ($LMT) G - General Dynamics ($GD) B - Boeing ($BA) T - Texas Instruments ($TXN)