WWYRBAB @WWYRBAB
What Would You Rather Be Attacked By? Joined March 2011-
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4 lg snapping turtles or 3 lg egrets? Keep in mind u have a fish in ur mouth,u r wearing a speedo,holding a bible,and smell like corn dogs.
.@AdamGriffis -- is the bike still usable? Sure. Just remember the attack is inevitable. It's a tricycle, btw.
.@bcherman -- is the baby zebra dead, or just seriously injured? You added a stripe to the zebra with your bike tire. 7-day DL.
4 zebras/4k mosquitoes?Keep in mind u hit a baby zebra with ur bike,ur pants ripped at the crotch,mating season,the 'quitos have west nile.
.@AdamGriffis When you say I soiled myself twice, is this like one #1 and one #2, or two of either? -- Great Q. Definitely two #2s.
.@bcherman how thick is the blanket? am I able to hide underneath it? -- You be the judge: http://tinyurl.com/3rfsanw
50 ghost bats or 1 large bull? Keep in mind u r holding a red blanket, a copy of Dracula on blu-ray, and you just soiled yourself...twice.
1 adult cheetah or 5 adult wildebeests? Keep in mind u just kicked a dead wildebeest n front of its family as the cheetah was feeding on it.
.@AdamGriffis What kind of gown? An evening gown? -- U just got back from a colonoscopy, not Homecoming. It's a hospital gown.
.@rahulio328 The juvenile lions orphaned? -- They had parental supervision at one point in time. They no longer play by the rules.
.@bcherman Do I know the results of the colonoscopy? -- You do not. No one gets results that fast.
10 sewer rats or 3 adult female pit bulls? Keep in mind u just returned from colonoscopy, u r in a gown, n the animals carry bubonic plague.
.@AdamGriffis Exactly how old are the lions? -- Old enough to go shopping at the 'maul' without parental supervision.
1 adult cape buffalo or 3 juvenile African lions? Keep in mind u r holding a boom box on your shoulder playing 'Africa' (by Toto) on repeat.
.@AdamGriffis Anteaters, strip down and let them eat the ants. -- Careful...you really want those things near you with your pants down?
4 anteaters or 8 large cane toads? Keep in mind u r in a grassy area, you smell like cocoa butter, and you have ants in your pants.
A swarm of killer bees or 100 bullet ants? Keep in mind u r in an open field wearing sandals, a bulletproof vest, and honeysuckle cologne.
@vincemig This is a straight up raw meat poncho just like the ones in the Degree commercial: http://tinyurl.com/6jf7kdw
4 turkey vultures or 1 golden eagle? Keep in mind you are 25 ft up in a tree, you ripped your pants, and you are wearing a meat vest.
@vincemig You are wearing jean shorts and a short sleeve t-shirt. Most of your legs and arms are exposed.
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