WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

Just a guy trying to figure out life one thought at a time. Don’t take me too seriously, I’m just here for the finger snacks and conversation. 🧠🦩🃏 New Port Richey, FL Joined January 2012

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

2 weeks ago

Woke up feeling the urge to clean. I think I’ll start with the best division in baseball. Anybody got a broom I could barrow? 🧹🧹🧹

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

3 weeks ago

Love this. Guys don’t give sticks away like they used to

Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets

3 weeks ago

YOU JUST KNEW JACK HUGHES WOULD GET THE OT WINNER AFTER THAT INTERVIEW

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

3 weeks ago

We’re getting scored on by goalies in game 1 of the season. I already got the Bucs doing their best “monkey fucking a doorknob” impression I don’t need this from the bolts too.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

3 weeks ago

Cops will park anywhere but a parking spot

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Steak F @steaakfriend

a month ago

Getting Jameis Winston when you didn’t expect Jameis Winston is like going out for a quiet dinner and doing some cocaine.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

a month ago

This and milkshake have a nice day!

America’s corporate governance system is broken, and it’s killing public companies. Look no further than Cracker Barrel: Decades of brutal mismanagement have seen one incompetent CEO after another walk away with a massive paycheck while customers and actual shareholders take a

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

a month ago

Talk to God and watch your day get better.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

2 months ago

I like to stay a couple of beers deep because ya never know, am I making sense?

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

2 months ago

Tears of a tiger. Soul of a lion.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

2 months ago

Outa beers. Send help.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

3 months ago

After they finally crack that very diffucult equation, maybe they can try to figure out what basketball is.

Polymarket @Polymarket

3 months ago

JUST IN: WNBA Commissioner announces the league is meeting to review what a woman is, after multiple former NBA stars announced plans to join the league.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

3 months ago

Parks and rec levels of irony.

Polymarket @Polymarket

3 months ago

JUST IN: NYC Mayor Mamdani reveals ID will be required at city-owned grocery stores to prevent non-residents from accessing discounted food.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

3 months ago

Hamburger Helper

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

4 months ago

@NHL_Muse Sandy McCarthy

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

4 months ago

Belgium better talk nice or we will find your nuclear weapons.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

4 months ago

Back to the pits of obscurity. The only reason soccers getting any attention is because football hasnt started yet, NHL and NBA are over and baseball season doesn’t really start for a few more weeks. Soccer has been a tooth pick for our teeth in between courses at the restaurant.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

4 months ago

Buddy if we get ya out of the red card dungeon or whatever ya gotta hit the 24 foot net, am I crazy?

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

4 months ago

Love my country, hate my job.

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WhoTFisMike @WashedUpMike

4 months ago

Shout out @culvers consistently the best food and service in the game. Every time I eat a double deluxe I’m sad when it’s over. Need more places to be like @culvers