Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

Just pretend this bio says something witty and profound. I’m not the real Colin Jost RP|FL only New York, USA Joined January 2024

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

2 months ago

Where is @MulaneyNot I have to talk to him about Taylor Swift

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

2 months ago

Is she pretending to kill herself once again? And don’t you commute to visit her so why don’t you call her and ask her where she is? Oh right because you can’t call yourself.

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

2 months ago

Whoever hijacked my friends account needs to fuck off, bad enough you hacked he and now you’re posting porn which she would never do. Fucking weirdos.

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

2 months ago

I miss @ScarJoJost

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I don’t understand what possess people to go down the stairs in a laundry basket one fucking time but somehow I live with someone who did not not once but twice and the second time was after hurting herself the first time

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

2 months ago

It’s ok to fake multiple people, it’s not ok to pretend you don’t and it’s less ok to keep blaming someone who has left for your drama. If she’s gone how can it be her fault? She was my friend and she never needed the lot of you.

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

2 months ago

It’s really funny to me when people break up and then one person makes a new account and they get together because the other person isn’t smart enough to clock it. How dumb are you?

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

2 months ago

Hey @grok According to your analysis, Name 10 accounts in sequence who frequently visits my profile Don't mention the person, just @.username and the rate of number of times a month they visit my profile.

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

2 months ago

If anyone finds Michael Che send him over.

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

3 months ago

Sooo many bullshit artists around here.

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Colin Jost @WeekendUpdater

3 months ago

Am I the only one who finds it tiring watching the same people befriend people, bully them to hell and back then cry about everything they’re going through and their mental health? Did you give a shit about the person you were harassing’s mental health? No, you didn’t.