WeirdTweets @WeirdTweets2
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That awkward moment when your tattoo artist says 'oops.'
The top six foods that make your fart are beans, corn, bell peppers, cauliflower, cabbage and milk!
In the UK around 20 people die from falling out of bed every year.
If I farted I could blast myself to the other end of the pool.
At one point, you were the youngest person in the world.
President George W. Bush and Playboy founder Hugh Hefner are cousins!
If u rub an onion on your foot within 30 –60 minutes you will be able to taste it – this is because it travels through the blood stream.
"If you fall, I'll be there for you." - Floor
I don't understand banks! Y do They attach chains to pens. If I trust you with my money trust me with your pen!
Being trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running.
I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent. -_-
She looked NOTHING like her hieroglyphics. #3000BCdatingwoes
I dont suffer from insanity....i enjoy every second of it
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