C B @Whatcbsaid

The brilliantly terrible things our friend CB says. Updated as they come, which is pretty much daily. Joined September 2013

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C B @Whatcbsaid

12 years ago

In response to someone burying a porn mag: "You buried it? Like a poor dead toddler?!"

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C B @Whatcbsaid

12 years ago

(Watching Don't Tell The Bride): "She's had a child out of wedlock, that whore doesn't deserve to wear a white dress".

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C B @Whatcbsaid

12 years ago

"Oh no, a foursome wouldn't be two couples having sex by each other. It'd be me and three girls and I'd be going boink, boink, boink."

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C B @Whatcbsaid

12 years ago

"She's just an orifice for me to blow my beans into."

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C B @Whatcbsaid

12 years ago

(To two girls he met very recently) "Yeah you were totally fuck-arse drunk last week!"

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